Crossing of my ways season 1 (Doctor Who fanfiction) #Wattys2016

Episode 16: UNIT problems

Hello whovians!

I'm terrible at updating at the right time. I procastinate until the last moment and then I put it together - luckily, I've got this thing fully handwritten and I know exactly what's going on, so be happy, because if I was writing it right now from scratch you'd probably get updates once a month or every day and English in the story would be terrible as that one time Episode 6 future Alya (you know, that one present Alya finds annoying) *SPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERSSPOILERS* and everything blew up like the death star.

Anyway, I'm really excited because of the Force awakens that I'm going to see tomorrow, I heard it's really good.

I went totally off topic and it had nothing to do with Who, probably because right now I'm internally fangirling over a thing I haven't seen yet and just, star wars ... before I tell you my whole life story, we're moving on to Crossing of my ways season 1, episode 16. Enjoy!

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exactly 365 days later

I was just reading a book that I got for my birthday from Emily who finally gave up on giving me pennies and museum tickets every year when I heard my phone ringing. I answered the phone and the Star Trek main theme stopped playing.

"Hey!" I greeted William, who called me.

"Hey, sweetie!"

I rolled my eyes. "How's TARDIS?"

"She's great. Doctor only has some minor things to fix before we can go anywhere again. Tomorrow we'll be ready to travel again."

"Great!" I smiled.

"And how are Adiposes?"

"Just adding the final touch."

"Which is ..."

"Inside illusion moderator," I answered, "it will make AdReSh's inside look similar to Enterprise and Adiposes will be able to fit in even though it was supposed to be pilotless ship."

"Those aliens are good if they can steal something from NASA," William said and I could hear him laughing in his mind as I got to know him so much in past years.

"I still need to do something at UNIT so they don't pull Torchwood at the ship."

"What does AdReSh stand for again?"

I sighted. Just after we got parts last week and I started building the IIM, we were talking about how the ship should be called and a few Adiposes Emily convinced on watching Doctor Who said it should be called Spacey Wacey Dimensionally Transcendental Ship type 40, which I declined because the ship wasn't actually going to be dimensionally transcendental. So a few other Adiposes who were voted as CEO, captain of the ship and commander as well as their personal assistants, recommended another name that we shortened to AdReSh so the name got softened and to avoid saying three words while talking about ship by name.

"Adipose Revenge Ship," I sighted.

"They really want revenge, don't they?"

"Yeah well of course," I nodded, "the thing is I can't even explain them why revenge is bad because they only let me assist with technical things. Their plan for when they reach Adipose 5 is so secret they didn't even tell Emms what it is."

"Sounds like fun," said William sarcastically.

"Yeah. I still worry they're going to cut my throat in middle of the night."