The signs are sad:
Aries: your outfit is just not working
Taurus: you suck at sports
Gemini: you just can't rap
Cancer: you're so short
Leo: Magic just ain't real
Virgo: you got caught cheating
Libra: you don't want to grow up
Scorpio: you are hot and no one wants to date you?
Sagittarius: you are just better than everyone around you
Capricorn: Your hair is falling out
Aquarius: you hurt a puppy (oh me Gersh)
Pisces: you are just so emo
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It's true I am emo hahaha.
P.S this shit is so random
~ torhey