Aries: Stealing a cardboard cutout of their favorite celebrity
Taurus: Robbing the library of all the books
Gemini: attacking someone with a banana
Cancer: attacking people with a light saber
Leo: assaulting someone with a stick of butter
Virgo: Giving random people wedgies
Libra: Giving free flu shots at the strip club
Scorpio: Having sex with a picnic table
Sagittarius: shooting off someeones genitals
Capricorn: pantsing random people in public
Aquarius: farting in a police officers face
Pisces: Letting their cat drive their car
