The Signs Robbing a house

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Aries: "Alright I'll go first, everyone knows the plan right...move to your positions."

Taurus: GET IN AND ALL OF THE FOOD! WE'RE GONNA RANSACK THIS PLACE, GET ALL THE RAMEN GO GO GO!

Gemini: Aries are you sure this is a good idea, I really don't need a criminal record.

Cancer: * thinking to self* I only wanted to come so I could wear all black...

Leo: GUYS...OMG there's a puppy, who's a cutie...you are oh yes you are!!!

Virgo: Shut up Gemini it's fun being bad...Whoop whoop!

Libra: Shut up Leo and leave the dog alone, we have a job to do.

Scorpio: I really have to pee, can I use the bathroom?

Sagittarius: GUYS shut up they will hear us!!

Capricorn: I can't rob a house, it's wrong *cries*

Aquarius: Get it together Capricorn, let's go find the food.

Pisces: *holding a baseball bat, turns on lights* oh my goodness guys wtf are you doing...Y'all are my friends

Everyone: GET THE FOOD!!!!

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