Freaks the Fuck out and the neighbors become concerned: Gemini, Aquarius
Is calm, they struggle to find their towel while the burning continues: Cancer, Virgo, Libra
Starts swearing at soap: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn
They hand an emergency towel in hand: Leo, Taurus
*Cries* : Pisces
To boss for soap: Sagittarius