Aries: I'm better than all you assholes
Taurus: I could go for some cake right now
Gemini: I'm gonna pretend to care about what you said
Cancer: I need hugs....and cookies
Leo: fuck you bitch I'm fabulous, now down to me
Virgo: You're all uncultered swine
Libra: STOP WAR HUG MORE
Scorpio: screw this I'm going to bed
Sagittarius: I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex
Aquarius: I'm hot today
Pisces: fuck my life
