Kagerou Project Oneshots

No Mercy: Kuroha x Reader (Requested)

Dedicated to Kurorin-Chaannn , as well as the Kokonose "family".

So the ones that are the least closest to the original Kokonose (Haruka), their oneshots will be released earlier - due to my husband's- I mean Haruka's birthday coming up very soon. This is partly based off of Childhood Blues, by GUMI and Last Note!

Imagine Kuroha had gained his own body, as well as the reader, instead of being in their snake forms. Also, KuroMomo is NOT canon; so please remember that.

Gahhh, I regret writing this - so many flaws.

Anyways, up now is Kuroha, enjoy!
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"Agh, (Name), this is stupid. A rumor of having your love returned after watching the sunset fifty-one times? Stupid. It's just one of those random things stupid humans make up for idiots to believe."

"Well I might as well try it out Kuroha to see what happens! Plus, you didn't have to come with me everyday if you didn't want to. At least Azami gave us a chance to wander the world as long as we don't kill anyone, right?" (Name) reminded Kuroha as he sat on a rock near the sunset's viewing area, while she herself stared directly at the sun that was disappearing — unblinking. Kuroha hated coming along, though he was never forced to anyways. This was the 37th time (Name) and Kuroha had came to watch the sunset on the destined hill, the half-mark of the said days surpassed long ago.

' Plus, I've fallen for you. '

Screw The Queen for telling her this, bloody hell!, Kuroha thought, It would be funny though if your love did actually be reciprocated. Wait, no, Kuroha, this is just an idiotic rumor. It's just an idiotic rumor. It's just an-

"Kuroha," (Name) called next to him while snapping her fingers, "Kuroha come on, the sunset ended."

"Fine, let's go home already."

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     "(Name)-chan, welcome back!", Momo greeted said name. Heh, it seems that they still never remember the times that (Name) had killed them single-handedly, hence her ability to erase memories. I guess it's good for both sides now since the Dan doesn't remember, and Kuroha and (Name) being harmless as long as they're in the human world instead of the haze. With (Name) bowing respectfully at her friend, Kuroha coming up from behind her, the two took off their shoes and came into the Kisaragi household.

"Salutations Mrs. Kisaragi, sorry for intruding into your household; Kuroha and I are of respectful upperclassmen to your daughter, Momo, and former classmates of your son, Shintaro. My friend, Kuroha, and I are here to assist Momo in her studies, due to her failing grades — which are clearly evident. With all due respect, I understand Momo doesn't have much time to focus on school due to her employment in the idol industry. This is all voluntary, so there is no need to reward us with anything."

As (Name) went into being extremely formal (even bowing down to add to the context as an effect), Kuroha and Momo choked on the water they had been drinking and given by Momo. The mother part of the Kisaragi family wiped a tear away from her eye, thinking that most people these days are unmannerly. Meanwhile, Shintaro and Ene were trying so hard not to burst out laughing inside their dark room.

"Haha, (Name)-chan... You didn't have to put it that broadly..." Momo interjected, heavily emphasizing on "that".