The Evil Within [CRACK]

The Captains Daughter !!!

Captain: Gentlemen, you're not gonna sit here

[places pistol down on desk]

Captain: & pretend there's not a big-ass elephant in the room.

Sebastian: [confused] What the fuck is going on?

Captain: [turns picture frame on desk around, revealing a photo of his daughter] *This* is what the fuck is going on!

Sebastian: [looks at the picture confused, looks at Joseph, then back at the picture as he realizes] OH SHIT! Oh Shit!

[laughs hysterically at Joseph]

Sebastian: Oh shit! No! That is not happening right now!

[exits office]

Sebastian: No!

[to coworkers, exchanging high fives]

Sebastian: Hey ya'll he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Oh my FUCK!

Captain: [as Sebastian is laughing outside office, to Joseph] Every time, he says that shit? That's another foot in your ass!

Sebastian: [outside office] Joseph! You clearly... yo, this is the best thing ever!

[laughing]

Sebastian: Joseph fucked the captain's daughter!

[sing-song]

Sebastian: Joseph fucked the captain's daughter! Joseph fucked the captain's daughter!

Sebastian: [re-enters office] Shit! Fuck!

[to Joseph]

Sebastian: You fucked the Captain's daughter? Captain? What the fuck, you bragged to him to his face! To his actual face, the captain, do you understand that *this face*

[pointing to the Captain's angry face]

Sebastian: right here! You bragged to that face!

Sebastian: [to the Captain] You actually high-fived Joseph for fucking your daughter? Holy Shit! Oh my God, this is...

Captain: [picks pistol up and places it back on the desk, with the barrel facing Sebastian]

Sebastian: [composing himself] It's really not that funny.