Jokes 101

If "Bang Bang" Was A Military Song

I'm not sure if this looks like joke to you but to me, its quite funny. I made this one up since I was listening to "Bang Bang" while typing this.
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At the L.A Airforce

Captain: I heard about the terrorist attack and President Obama said that we needed to go to Paris to help the French soldiers to kill the leftover terrorists. So today we will go to Paris to kill the leftover terrorists. Got it?

All soldiers: Yes sir!

Gives each soldier shotguns...

In Paris

Captain: Soldier 1, you go in that bakery and check to see if there are victims. If there are terrorists, kill 'em right away.

Soldier 1: OK sir!

Soldier 2: Good luck buddy.

Soldier 1 goes in the bakery and sees victims and lets them out. And he sees a room with 3 terrorists and 1 hurt victim.

Soldier 1: *goes in and sings to shock the men*
"Bang, bang into the roooomm!!!..."

Terrorist 1: Hey! I have a gun! "I know you want it!" Then get it from me first!

Soldier 1: *sings another part of the chorus to get the gun*
"Bang, bang all over youuu!!!"

Terrorist 1: *sings before dying*
"I'll let you have it..."

The other 2 terrorists run to a corner and covers behind a tumbled table to hide from the soldier and listens to the soldier and victim talking.

Victim: I need some medical treatment sir.

Soldier: *sings again*
"Wait a minute let me take you there!"

Soldier takes victim to the medical help tent and runs back to the bakery to kill the last terrorist.

Terrorist 2: OK, you found me. Let's have a killing session. *takes out a gun*

Soldier 1: Nah, I don't need killing school. 'Coz I have my own techniques.

Terrorist 2: Oh yeah? The what?

Soldier 1: Singing.

Terrorist 2: Wha? Whaddya mean? Singi- AH!!

Soldier 1: How dare you tease my talent. I will show you! *sings*
"Bang, bang there goes your heart!!"

The 2nd terrorist was killed. The last terrorist was not going to be dead. The embassy needed him to ask questions why they needed to kill those innocent Parisian people.

Terrorist 3: I know you wanted to kill my fellow terrorists. "I know you want it!" Now kill me too.

Soldier: No. Captain said not to. Because we need you to answer questions. Now go to my car. Me and the other soldiers will drive to the helicopter and go back to the embassy. *sings*
"Back, backseat of my car!!" And I also have leftover soup in there because I'm sure you're hungry. *sings*
"I'll let you have it"

Terrorist 3: OK, I shouldn't have joined the other terrorists. But, one more question. Where is your car? I don't know where you put it.

Soldier 1: *sings last*
"Wait a minute let me take you there. Wait a minute screaming 'Ahhhhh... Hey!"

And Paris was back on track. Peace was now regained.
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This kinda turned out as a short story instead of a joke. So the joke part there for those who disnt get it were the singing of the soldier and/or terrorist. And this is gonna be my last joke.

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