SpongeBob: All right, all right, hang on a second! [he plucks one hair off and Sandy jumps up from her sleep and roars ferociously. Then goes back to sleep] That should be enough, right? [Pat takes the hair]
Patrick: Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, BIG man!
SpongeBob: Well, I guess I've lived a full life! [he plucks one more hair, causing the same reaction with Sandy]
Patrick: This is taking too long! I want the warm NOW! [he takes a piece of masking tape, places it on Sandy]
SpongeBob: Pat, No! [Patrick rips a patch of Sandy's fur off with the tape, leaving a patch of bare skin. Sandy roars and goes back to sleep]
SpongeBob: Pat, are you crazy?! [we see Pat has placed the fur on his forehead]
Patrick: No, I'm warm.
SpongeBob: Let me see that roll of tape.[as we pan out from the tree, we hear the tape ripping out Sandy's fur and her roaring. Cut to later, Pat comes out of the tree with a strip of hair on his forehead and his pants full of fur. Sponge comes out with a weird fur hairdo and a goatee]
Patrick: Man, that fur really hits the spot! No more frozen armpits. [he lifts his arm up, revealing fur under it]
SpongeBob: And this eyebrow/goatee combo works like a charm. This is the best idea we've ever had.
Patrick: You said it!
SpongeBob: I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Bring it on! just then, all the snow stops and melts. It's springtime again, flowers bloom]
SpongeBob: Spring?
Sandy: [off screen. yawns] Wow, spring already?[SpongeBob and Pat run frantically to the door, but it hasn't thawed yet]
SpongeBob: Tartar sauce! The lock is still frozen!
Sandy: [off-screen] I sure can't wait to go outside and warm my fur![SpongeBob and Pat frantically blow on the door handle until it melts. Sandy peeks out the window]
Sandy: Oh look, it's SpongeBob and Patrick![with that, SpongeBob and Patrick go crazy trying to open the door. Sandy walks over, completely hairless and in her bikini]
Sandy: Hey, guys![She sees all the different fur assortments the two are wearing. She looks down at her bald pink body and screams]
SpongeBob: It's okay, Sandy. Squirrel pattern baldness is quite common in small mammals! [Pat hides his furry forehead piece. Sandy is really ticked now]
Sandy: SpongeBob... Patrick...
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Sandy, we've got you covered.[He giggles nervously. Cut to Sandy's arm pouring some lemonade, she giggles]
Sandy: [giggles] More lemonade, boys? [pan out to see that Patrick is curled around Sandy's head and SpongeBob is curled around Sandy's body, in order to cover up her bald pink hide. The two take a glass]
SpongeBob & Patrick: Thanks, Sandy.
Sandy: Spring sure is lovely.
