The Craziest Doppelgänger • TVD [COMPLETED]

Chapter Two - Homecoming

I WALK PAST Rebekah's bedroom in my house and stare at my best friend, who is sleeping. I smile. I should really seduce her in her sleep one day since she doesn't want to give it up to me, I giggle and I get hit with a pillow.

"Oww, the pillow hit me! Damnit, the pillow gods are mad at me." I look to the ceiling and fake cry. "I'M SORRY PILLOW GODS! I LOVE - ouch!" I joke as I look to see Rebekah glaring at me.

"Will you shut up and stop staring at me as I sleep?" Rebekah asks.

"Never. I was planning our rise to fame and fortunate and I was also the planning to sex you up. Have fun dreaming gorgeous." I wink at her and dodge the next pillow. I end up in my room after taking a shower and getting ready for the day ahead before homecoming.

I put on a off-white sweater, floral pants, suede light brown ankle boots, light brown sunglasses, Chanel earrings, and an off-white Fedora hat with a black line. I curl the ends of my hair and then my cell rings. I answer, not looking at the caller ID.

"Hello random alien life force. This is Beyoncé, how may I help you," I sing into the phone, pretending to be Beyoncé. What? She's fabulous.

"I heard you made it to Mystic Falls. Congrats, doll face. You're probably going to be paying for it for the rest of your life. Seriously, that town is a living disaster." The person says. I gasp with excitement. It's my main hoe, bitches!

"Efah Nomed! My best friend, my obsession, the girl I'm in love with. How is Hell treating you, my Demon of Lust? Mystic Falls is everything I've heard about. It's paradise. I'm loving this psychotic town already. I already met up with Bekah. She's living with me now. I might try to seduce her in her sleep, I don't know yet. And I met my newest doppelganger Elena. I have the urge to drink her blood. I don't remember what my blood tasted like before I was a tribrid. So yeah . . . it's rainbows and porcupines." I sigh happily.

"You're in love with me? That's great! I'm in love with me too! Anyways, hell is hell. Being Queen is kicking my ass but it works wonders for hook ups! I swear . . . Wait, did you say another doppelganger? Seriously? As if just you wasn't enough! But hey, if you do manage to sex up Bekah, you're in for a treat. Trust me."

"You and Bekah? Nice! Why won't she give it up to me? It's probably 'cause I'm not manly enough. I gotta step up my game. I'll start using horrible pickup lines. Yeah, that should work. So, how's that delicious Satan you call a brother? Still screaming he will end you?" I ask walking into the kitchen to get a frozen pizza and glass of blood. . . . Cravings . . . DON'T JUDGE ME!

"We were wasted back in the 1500s. It's been forever. I'm sure those pickup lines will work perfectly . . ." She says sarcastically, I roll my eyes. "Lucifer has done nothing but sit and pout in his cage, sending me on goose hunts to take some hits out. He's got another three years in here and he's already saying he's going to win . . ."

"You know what would be amazing? Dancing devils. Dancing with the devils. I love that song! Wait what? Sorry . . . I blacked out. Listen, Linda, honest, you two should just have a sing off. Sing "The Final Countdown" and whoever holds the last note the longest, wins." I say, after swallowing the frozen pizza.

"I should set you on a date with someone. Maybe Stefan Salvatore. He's Silas' doppelganger. Elena and his love is just the doppelgangers' prophecy. He needs some danger and excitement. Andddddddddd I ship it already. Hashtag Stefah. Live it, love it, fuck him with it. Okay, that was a done deal." I say, after I finish my glass of blood. Ahhh, good stuff, B positive.