Marvel One-Shots

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

A/N: I know, I posted this a bit late for Christmas Eve but hey, its cute.

You smile as you head up the elevator to the lounge of the Stark tower, holding multiple bags of ugly Christmas for you and the rest of the Avengers. You made sure to get a sweater that fit each one of the crime fighters personality and you couldn't wait to hand them out. You heard the 'ding' singling you had reached your destination. You quickly scurry in and see all the Avengers, including Loki, lounging around and chatting.
"Hey guys!" You grinned as they all turned towards you.
"Hey (Name). What's with those bags?" Tony asked.
"Well I am glad you ask Mr. Stark." You smirked a bit. "I bought all of us ugly Christmas sweaters!"
"Why ugly Christmas sweaters?" Clint asked as he went to peek into one of the bags.
"Well I wanted us to have a ugly Christmas sweater party today! It's a good way to celebrate Christmas eve! I made sure to buy each of us a different sweater! Now come up when you hear your name!" You set down the bags and pull out one sweater. "Loki's first! Come up and put on your sweater."
"This is very idiotic." The mischievous god rolled his green eyes before approaching you. You held out a green sweater that had the grinch's face on the front, outlined in white decorative lines. You watched him put on with a smile while he was scowling.
"Hey your right! It does fit him!" Tony cackled, everyone joined in on the billionaires laugh.
"Up next is...Pietro!" You pulled out a blue sweater. On the front was a knitted Sonic the hedgehog along with similar patterns like Loki's. Pietro zipped himself in front of you and put on the sweater. He looked down on it a bit confused.
"I don't get it..." He tilted his head which made Tony laugh even more.
"Okay, Mr. Playboy. You're up." You smirk and pull out a red and gold sweater. You hand it to him and watched as his smirk fell into a deadpan look.
"Really. Did you- You know what, I'm just going own it and wear it." He hastily pulled it over his dark brown mop of hair before turning to face everyone. Tony puts his hands on his hips and turned to model his ugly sweater. On the front was a picture of Ironman with sparkles all around. Now it was everyone's turn to laugh at him. "Hardy-Har-Har. Call up someone else now, (Name)." Tony quickly sat himself down with his arms. You chuckled and pulled out the next sweater. It was purple a black with cheesy looking birds covering both the front and the back of the long sleeved sweater. You also pulled out a similar black and red one, covered with spiders.
"Clint, Natasha!" You quickly chucked their sweaters at them. "Speed round now! We need to get this show going." You pulled another green sweater for Bruce, two red matching sweaters for Vision and Wanda, a sweater saying 'Merry Christmas ya filthy animal' for Thor, and a white sweater with a star nearing the butt for Bucky. Everyone, even Loki and Tony, had smiles and grins on their faces.
"Where's mine, (Name)?" Steve asked with a sarcastic pout.
"Oh I saved the best for last." You then take out his; a American flag, glitter-y, festive ugly sweater. Steve blushed a bit and puts on the sweater.
"Very funny." The super soldier had a lopsided smile on his face.
"Lady (Name), where is your ugly apparel?" Thor's voice boomed.
"Yeah, come on!" Bruce laughed.
"Hold on, hold on!" You giggled and put on your sweater. In white lettering, the front of your ugly Christmas sweater said 'Jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."
"Very charming." Natasha smirked.
"I have an idea! Let's take a group picture!" Wanda grinned and quickly grabbed a tripod and camera.
"Should we shout something before the photo?" Bucky suggested.
"Hell yeah!" Everyone agreed and bunched together for the picture.
"The countdown has started." Wanda quickly rushed into the group.
"Everyone say 'Tony Stark is the best!"
"Tony Stark sucks!" Everyone shouted.
"Hey-!" Flash!
You quickly ran to the camera and look at the photo. Everyone gathered around you before laughter ensued through the group at Tony's face.
"This is the best Christmas ever." You smiled.
"Whose ready for hot chocolate and coffee?" Pietro raced towards the kitchen and everyone's face turned to horror.
"No sugar, Pietro!" Everyone screamed to get him before he got hyped up.