A Collection of Short Stories

Nuts & Bolts

A Fallout 4 crack fic. I am so sorry.

       Nick was sittin at his desk doing detecive thing when suddenly the ugly mercenary walked in.

     "MacCready wat r u doin here?" he asked inquisitively.

     "Hello u fukin synth" Mccredy said rudely. 

     "Wat hte fruk do u want u lil shit?" 

     "I ned a detectiv but ur a dam synth so idk if ur cute for te job," he sad, showin of how he was a fickin institute cock suker racist. 

     "Stfu u lil birch i m the best detective in he comonwelth," said nick bc he was cleerly bettr then macredy. 

     "No ur not ther r bettr ons"

     "Name 1" challenged Nick

     "Okey I donut kno thwm but they r out ther"

     "Uh huh thts wat I thot"

     "Shut up u synth u don't even have a dik" sadi mcrady.

     "Do to u fukin lier!" Nick says apealed.

     "No dick Nick, no dick nick" macedy sang tauntingly.

     "Nuh uh thats not Tru," nick cryd.

     "Oh yea prov it u bucket a bolts."

     "Okey doley I will ten" said Nick and he puLED HIS PANTS DOWN IN FRON OF MACRADY reveling his giANT DONG.

     "Oh my golly that's a peepo" macredy says flaberghastd.

     "Yeah I told u so" he said but macreds kept starring at it "well wat r u lookn at."

     "It...its hugnormus" macreedies said agape "I hav nevr seen one like it"

     "Yah the institite knows what they r doin" valentine says proud of his huge dingaling "wat do u liek it or sumfin"

     "No of cors not I would never u ugly burnt toaster," said the big macrid.

     "Hey ur not exacty winnig any beuty pagants urself ya kno"

     "Stfu"

     "well wat abut u" the synth detecice said.

     "Wat u men"

     "U see mine now waht abot urs??"

     "Wat no I cant urs is too big" macreds sighed sadyl.

     "So?"

     "So min does not compare"

     "Idc"

     Macaroon slowly slow hesitantly pulled down his pant to revel a slightly below average peener "see I told u I cant compete wif urs"

     "I tink it looks fine" said mr valentins

     "Rally? Do you mena it?" Macreeds blushed. He hid behind meen words but deep down he actully thught Nick was the bees knees.

     "Yah" Suddenlu, the former mayor of a shithole klssed Nick on the lips and pulled away "omg Nick I am so sry ididnt men to do dat"

     "No no it's okay" said Nick sitting down "come sit on st nicks lap creedsie weedsie and tell me what ou want for chrismas"

     "Okie" he said and sat down on his lap Then he wispered naughtilt into his ear "all I want fir xmas is ur gigantimous robot peeper in my pooper"

     And then Nick kissed Macred and they frICKED the end