Puns. Puns. Yes, Puns.

Cows

I'm really going to milk this for all its worth. So it's going to be udderly ridiculous. But I should really get a moove on. Really gotta hoof it to make it through all of them before I forget. Really, I cud do this all day. I'm dairy, dairy fond of puns. I've got no beef with cows, but there's so much to joke about. I herd this really good joke once, but I forgot it. I know it was funny, though, because when they old it I just cold cut up laughing. I had a little pain in the ribs, I laughed so much. It wasn't calf as funny as this little paragraph here, though. I think I made a mis-steak joking about cows, though. I'm sure they'd have a cow if they heard. They're very bullheaded about that kind of thing. Well, I heifer go, I'm watching a Christmas movie.

Merry Christmas!!!
Ps anybody have any suggestions about my next puns? I promise they're all off the top of my head, so it's kinda cool what I can think of on the spot. Give me a subject a, but please nothing inappropriate.