"So, tell me what you just read."
"This is stupid. I'm reading a kindergartner's book!"
"Hey! The 3 Little Pigs isn't stupid!"
"Yes, it is."
"Well if it's so easy, tell me what you just read."
"I don't need to read this to know what happens."
"Fine."
"Yay."
"Have you ever heard of Sleeping Beauty?"
"No..."
"Good. Read it now."
"Are you kidding me?"
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
"I don't like you."
"The feeling's mutual."
