C a l l A c c e p t e d
2:30 AM
"Heyyyyyy!!!"
"Hi."
"Long time no seeee, ehhh???"
"Well, you've been ignoring me so."
"Well, ya ssseeee I've been busyyy."
"Are you drunk?"
"No" *Hiccup* "Maybe"
"Why the hell are you drunk? You're underage!!"
"I've had loads of shit goin' on. Ya see my dad left me when I was like, three and now he's trying to contact me after like a loonnngggg time. He wants to meet up, but I mean he could be a rapist. OR HE COULD BE A CLOWN! What will I do if he is a clown? I seriously might piss myself."
"Alex-"
"ALSOOOOO, my mom fell in love with this really sick guy and he really wants us to move to, like, the place with all the horseys, yeah? Tenis? Hahahahha PENISSSS! Why do boys have penises? I mean I know that they use them to-"
"Texas? Ew. Alex that's enough."
"To stick them in-"
"STOPPPP!!!"
"OMG! Red light! I'm not moving until you say green light! I love this game!!"
"Where are you?"
"The bar place by the meat place."
"They let you in?"
"What? I know I'm smokin' hot."
"I'll be there in 5 minutes."
"HAVE YOU SAID GREEN LIGHT YET?"
