"How was the thing with your family?"
"Fine."
"Cool."
"You have terrible spelling and grammar, so I'm making you take a spelling test."
"Oh the joy."
"You bet."
"Here is your list of words. Study them every night. Your test is next Monday."
"But today's Friday!"
"All day."
"You suck."
"You know it."
"Oh my god! You just cracked a dirty joke. You never crack dirty jokes."
"Oh get over it."
"No way."
"Why do girls give the silent treatment."
"It's so annoying."
"I'm sowwy Allie."
"Did you just call me Allie?"
"It's a cute nickname."
"Whatever."
"Expect a call tonight, Allie."
"Oh, I will."