WHAT A GIRL THINKS

Hi! My name is- what?My name is- who? Frick fricky Slim Shady.

"You are so  weird."
"Thanks"

I just came to say hello.
*insert music beat*

So I'm still not to sure whether I shall reveal my name, because I'm that insecure. Yes it's true I'm honest.
As honest as the Pope.
So lets call me Bob.
Yea? Is good?

So lets get started...

Once upon a time in a faraway land...

There sat an amazing, drop dead gorgeous specimen that liked sitting around doing nothing.

Baaahahaha

No.

Okay so it went like this-
When a mommy and a daddy love eachother-

"Oh gawd no stahp!"
*inner voice shouts*

Okeh.

The truth is.
I know, I know, I'm only a girl and if I'm incorrect shoot me but I'm pretty sure the majority Wattpad users are of the beautiful female species.
And so I know y'all are not interested in another btchy ass girl ranting on about 'the meaning of life'.
But I do assure you I'm not your average girl.
Yes I like boys wait *love boys.
Yes I like dressing up (on the odd occasion)
Yes I like making up situations that are OTT
Yes I abbreviate like a standard white girl^^^
And yes I fangirl over most celebrities under the sun.
But you'd get me once my life unravels and this typing board becomes my punching bag during my PMSes
Lollllll
So do give your fellow sister a chance
I can be really funny sometimes

Well at least that's what moma tol' meh.

And to you handsome guys that are interested in books, props to you for not being jerks and think its too lame to read.
I mean nerds can be cute, (Dylan O'Brien cute for that fact)

Know whata mean?

So yes I'm so excited to see if there are people out there that  appreciate my expression.

K cool.
Bi.
Ttyl
See I'm a white girl.
I'm gonna post every odd day by the way

This is short but is just and introduction.
Omg I think a spider just bit me. Frick frack.

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