I'm at my friend's house hahah
I haven't seen him in I think 7 years
But yesterday we were swimming in the pool and they had one of those blowup pool toys that was shaped like a life raft
And I got in and so did he
And we were each paddling one side but we were both paddling the wrong way
So we didn't go anywhere
And that was the birth of "Dysfunctional Boat", an eight-movie story about a divorced couple called Gary and Linda trying to go on a nice vacation together
Except they hate each other
Don't ask me how we got to that because I don't even know
But we were just screaming the whole time
"GARY I NEVER LOVED YOU"
"I KNOW"
"WHERE'S THE DIVORCE PAYMENTS GARY"
"DIE LINDA DIE"
"I JUST WANTED A NICE VACATION"
"MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON ME THEN"
I was laughing so hard I cried omg
YOU ARE READING
Thoughts and Stuff
Random//warning: this is old and cringy. read at your own risk.// A collection of stuff. Could be short stories, poems, scribbles, things like that. No idea. This will be an adventure
