Dear Aniki

Dec. 28 2015

dear aniki,

holy fuck it's a little past noon and it's still freezing. my mom insisted we get snow pants from this store called arctyrex or some shit and there's a fucking line just to get in the goddamn store! tbh im freeeeeezinggggg *le cri*

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1:17

I JUST HEARD THIS GUY ON THE PHONE AND HE WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND AND HE SAID THEY SAID ITS GONNA BE AN HOUR WAIT TO GET IN THE STORE

HOUR

WAIT

-dies-

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1:28

holy jesus saladass im fucking bored.______.

gahhhhhhh

so my fingers are cramping up lmao
so
should I tell you a story?
whythefucknot

I'll tell you my christmas story Cx

so on Christmas Eve, I went to my aunts and slept over. most of the night we were getting our hands on a lot of illegal booze and stuff and tsuba was making weed brownies.
the next morning, there were a shit load of presents under the tree bla bla

christmas night. this was when it got fun. tsuba asked if I wanted some wine but it was white so I said no bc tbh I don't rly like white wine but she made me try some and HOLY SHIAAAT
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT WHITE WINE
it was called silver sage lmao it was rly good but tbh I like beer more so I grabbed a kokanee from the fridge
so katara had her music playing and they popped the booze, we played this game called chandelier and it was basically really intense beer pong.
we put the cups it a circle and there's a centre cup that everyone pours a little bit of their drink into so it was basically a mix of vodka and jack daniels and kokanee and canadian and crown royal and white wine and idek tbh lmao
so I got to play for a little bit but they only let me have like 16 fingers of booze (like three cans worth) and then they wouldn't let me play anymore (apparently I'd get drunk) but lmao I snuck some drinks from sokka and I may or may not have gotten really really drunk lol
so Jean got really wasted and he started like trying to have sex with kataras french bulldog and kai got pretty hammered to the point where we thought he was just stoned.
tsuba brought out her weed brownies but nobody had any bc she's a terrible baker so all that weed went to waste (we tied it to a firework and let it off in the backyard)
so im pretty sure I might be sokkas adopted daughter or something idfk
so at like three in the morning I skyped with annie for a while and I finally finished a hisuani one shot called the fifty shades of the fault in our satanic incest (long story it's basically irl annie and her sister)
then I fell asleep at like four

aight, le christmas hangover.

1:52

I woke up on the couch with sokka curled around me (tbh I have no idea how the fuck that happened) and I had a huge headache. i pushed sokka off of me and he fell on the floor then I stood up and shit went blurry then I think I passed out lmao
so I woke up like an hour later on the floor and then we had breakfast and Jean and Kai were even more hung over than me
so
yeah that's the story and my fingers are fucking cramped and im still in the fucking line rip me k bai

~your suicidal brat