Invader Zim; Fucked Up World

Xing POV

I walk down the street with my head down, trying to avoid any Irken females. They see me, they all swarm over me. That's why I wish I wasn't single. Okay, the girls who swarm me are all single, but none of them are for me.
"Hi, Xing," I heard a voice giggle, "I see your all alone!"
I look at the girl next to me, "Not for long."
She gives me a weird look, and all the same girls as every time, swarm over me. I run off, eventually losing them.
I walk, just walking, when a girl shoves into me. I give her a dirty look at I walk off. She seemed familiar. Like I know her... oh well. Right now I need to think about how I going to stay away from the girls... when I was always with my friends, they kinda chased them off. Probably because of Vang being a crazy bitch, Elle always convincing them not to mess with me, Kimi always hiding behind me, and Zim being himself... I should go see him, I know where he is. Sure, he'll probably help me out.

TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY (ME BEING BORED) AND XING NEEDING HELP TO KEEP GIRLS AWAY.

I land on Earth, and get myself disguised, In the pic. I find Zim's base, and there is three girls sitting outside. A blind one, a brunette, and one with a hat.
"Who are you three, and why are you sitting there?" I ask
They all look at me, this better not end up like on Irk.
"And your Xing?" The blond one asks holding her hand.
"Yes, and you are?" I ask
"Your old friends." the brunette says
"Yeah, it's me, Vang." The one with the hat says
"Elle." The blond says
"Kimi." The brunette says
I sit next to them
"Great, looks like we're all here wanting to see Zim." Elle says
"Yup." Vang says
"I guess we just wait for him.." Kimi says
"What else can we do?" I ask rhetorically.
Now, we wait...