"So, do you wanna die or are you gonna force it upon yourself?" I ask my enemy, Annamaria.
Annamaria laughed at me, "Like you could even beat me up!"
I growl as I launch myself at her, knocking her down, "How about that?" I ask
"Really? That's really all you can do? Watch this!" She swings at me but I dodge it and punch her in the face. She stands up, and shoves me into another Irken. I catch myself before I fall, and the Irken gives me a dirty look and walks away. Annamaria and I threw each other around for a while and she can out with more scratches than me. But the only time that some cops went by, she started screaming and crying, fake tears of course. But, the cops ran over.
"What's going on?" One of them asked
"S-she is a v-violent girl!" Annamaria screamed, "I was just, just minding m-my own business, when she started threatening to kill me! She started attacking me!"
"What!" I say, "that's bull shit officers, she started being a bitch to me so I was a bitch to her!"
"Thats hard to believe, Vang." The one said, "we have multiple accounts of you attacking other Irkens."
"Well, yeah, but they deserved it! Is it because I beat up that one boy you said you knew? He was being a dick, not my fault!" I say
"C'mon, Vang." He said
"What should we do with her? She has too many accounts for us to just take her to the station." The other said
"Yeah," he said, handcuffing me, "we should take her to the Tallest, they'll know what to do with her."
"What! No, no, no!" I say
Great, now I'm stuck. I never got caught before. When I was younger, my friends always backed me up. My friends. I haven't seen them for awhile. Be nice to. Oh, well, they aren't important right now. Right now I'm going to see the Tallest... scary. What if I'm sentenced to life in prison!? Probably not but that's still a scary thought!
I look around, were right outside the building that the Tallest work in, I don't know a castle or something, okay it's not like that but I don't know how to describe it.
The officers shove me instead.
"Rude." I mumble
One of the officers, enters they're thrown room, so to speak, first so they can request entry.
She comes back out, and nods holding the door open. The other shoves me through that door, and stands me in front of the Tallest, both officers standing be hind me.
"Your quite rude." I say to the officer who shoved me.
"Why is she handcuffed?" Tallest Purple asks
"Because, she's dangerous.." Officer Rude says
"She doesn't look dangerous.." Tallest Red says
"Yeah, that's because I'm not! These officers got me all wrong!" I say
"Don't listen to her, she has multiple accounts of-"
"Yes, listen to me! I'm telling the truth!" I interrupt Officer... I got nothing, it's the girl one.
"What does she have accounts of?" Red asks
"Attacking other Irkens." Officer Rude steps beside me.
"She is dangerous.. good work at bringing her to us." Purple says taking a bite of a donut
"How many accounts did you say she had?" Red asks taking a drink
"About thirteen." Officer Girl says
Purple chokes on his donut, and Red spits his drink out, "Did you just say... thirteen? She has thirteen accounts of attacking other Irkens?" Red asks
"Yes." She says stepping next to me.
I know how to pick a handcuff lock, I start fiddling with it.
"Oh my.... she really needs to be dealt with..." Purple says
"Hey, each time the Irken deserved it! Just ask my old friends! They'll back me up! They were with me most of them!" I say
"Who are your friends?" Purple asks
"Well, Elle, Kimi, Xing, and, well, and Zim." I say getting the handcuffs unlocked.
"Zim!?" Purple says
"That explains it..." Red says
"What? Explains what? Zim was a great friend! He tried to fucking hard to become an Invader! And he became one, you made the damned mistake of giving him that robot thing! He can't handle that much power! It's your fault!" I yell
"Get her out of here!" Red orders
Officer Rude grabs my arm, but I punch him in the Sqeedly Spooch before he can. Officer Girl trys to get me but I punch her in the face. I look at the Tallest, "I'm sorry about them two, and about yelling, but you two are fucking retarded." I say and run out onto the streets, I jump into a random cruiser ship, and hotwire it, flying away.
Where to go, where to go? I know I'll go see my old friend Zim. That argument was because of him anyway.TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY VANG'S THIRTEEN ACCOUNTS OF ATTACKING OTHER IRKENS.
I land on the planet Earth, disguising the ship as a tree, because I picked a good ship to steal, and I get myself a disguise too. In the pic.
And find coordinates to Zim's base, and walk over to it. I see two humans sitting outside it leaning against the fence.
"Yeah, I just wanted to have a reunion with my old friends, since you had the same idea, I think Vang and Xing will probably have the same idea." One of them says
"Vang will have what idea exactly?" I ask
"Vang, is that you?" The brown haired one asks
"Yeah, and you are?" I ask
"Kimi! It's me, Kimi, and this is Elle!" She exclaims
I smile, and sit next to them.
"Who are you three, and why are you sitting there?" Some human asks
YOU ARE READING
Invader Zim; Fucked Up World
Hayran KurguZim's old friends come to Earth for a visit.