A Wish for Revenge: A Sasuke fanfiction (Cancelled)

Jiraiya

I growled. I hate mornings. I hate missions, but the chuunin finals were like a week away or something and I'm bored out of my shorbet colored mind and Sasuke was "too busy" to hang out with me, which is stupid, so I have been sent on a mission to figure out what is disturbing the female customers at the hot springs in town.

So basically I'm dealing with perverts. Great, and after what happened last night all I want is for:

1) Su-chan to stop scratching me

2) Get her de-clawed

3) kick Sasuke's ass for taking such an attachment to her and ignoring me

and lastly

4) put my perverted mind to rest.

I sighed when I got to the bath house and debated on ways to get this over with, maybe I should start with some interviews for a character profile and then try to lure them out or...wait until they come back to catch them and bring them in.

I opened my eyes, realizing I had stopped walking and was in front of the girl's spring stall only to find a familar boy with an old man. I sighed and walked over to the orange jumpsuit kid.

"Well I've been recieving a lot of reports of disturbances around the woman's hot springs about peeping toms but I'd never imagine it to be Naruto and a dirty old man," I commented sarcasticly as I snuck up on the two. I made sure my voice was loud enough for them to hear.

Naruto jumped, "Kyo-chan! Wh...What are you doing here?" Naruto tried to look innocent as he pretended he had only dropped something by here.

The old man turned around and I recognize him as Jiaiya-one on the sannin.

I flicked Naruto's head sending him into the woman's bath before standing before Jiraiya.

"So how is my dirty old 'dad'?" I smiled, but turned when I heard women start to scream and run out of the springs. I look through the damaged fence into the springs to stare at the passed out Naruto. "Man...this is going to cost a lot for him," I murmered.

Jiraiya seemed confused and was looking me over. Suddenly Naruto appeared out of no where.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" he yelled and I frowned

"That gives our team a bad name, pervy boy," I smirked. We're too well known around this village for the Uchiha and then Naruto for his constant vandalism of Hokages' mountain.

"Who may you be?" the pervy sage asked. I ignored Naruto's now provanity-filled rant and turned my attention to the old man.

"Kyoko Sachiko, figures you don't remember me..." I chuckled lowering my head for a dramatic, evil effect, "you tried to play 'father' to me since you wanted my mother so badly-the one relationship you ever really had." Naruto paused with his rant, interested in this confrontation.

"Kyoko...Sachiko...." he pondered about the words I said. "Sachiko Kyoko!!! Ah little Chi! You've grown alot!" he smiled, placing his hands on his hips. I narrowed my eyes at him.

"That's because you're so old," Naruto and I said in unison. He collapsed with our words.

"I'M NOT OLD! I'm experienced," Jiraiya retorted back. I failed at stifling my laugh.

"What experience? My mom is the on-" Jiraiya covered my mother staring at Naruto, letting out a low shush-ing sound.

"Can you keep quiet about that?" he eyed Naruto, "He kind of looks up to me you know!" All of which was spoking so low that Naruto started picking at his ear to try to clean the wax out to hear.