Dear reader,
So this is the paper you must sign. There will be many ups and downs in this book. No, I don't know what it could be!!! I haven't writing the story myself yet. Just in case though. Ugh.... so. OK, lemme start.
Why you sign this paper, you agree to take this paper, to be your lawfully wedded paper, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do y'all part. Or until you finish reading.
Listen up, this here is my book. Not yours. You can't copy it, or post it anywhere without my permission. Be warned, and be afraid. Very afraid.
If you agree to these vows, sign here. Your pen is in the media. ( It's a Harry Potter wand pen!!!! I'm freaking out.)
Signature:________________________
Yours truly,
Legend Sane
P.S. Smart cars, smart TV's, smart phones......... When the hell do they start making smart people?!?!?
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