Guns N' Roses: My Michelle ^^^
Author's Pov:
As I look into the camera, I feel much calmer after my difficult day. I feel as though I belong here. I widen my smile and brighten my eyes. Yes, I know how to do that. What? You can't brighten you eyes on command? Oh well. Wait... why am I talking to myself? Eh. As I watch Jim the camera man say 30 seconds till we are on the air, I fix my dress, and sprinkle some glitter on myself. What can I say? Gots to dress to impress.
5... Lipstick.
4... Blot.
3... Brighten eyes.
2... Widen smile.
1... Show time."Hey peeps! Welcome back to Authors Note, the tv show! This is the show where you get to know all your favorite characters!" I say, trying to impress and excite the crowd, "My name is Liberty and I'll be your host tonight. Hope you enjoy the show! In recent news, I heard from a co-worker that everyones.... er... favorite.... celeb has made a comeback! Justin Bieber. Um, cue awkward cough. So, anyway, without further ado... here comes everyone's favorite phycopath! Legend Sane!"
"Oh, Liberty. You flatter me!" Legend says, sitting in the red love seat next to me. "Oh, hold up." He adds, jumping up from his spot and running around the stage, giving kisses, high fives, and fist pumps as he goes. Then, walking back to his seat, he waves to the audience. "OK, I'm good. I got my social time for today." The audience laughs.
"Ha, that's great. So, it's awesome to have you on my show today!" I say, giggling to myself and turning to him. "So, tell us about youself! I'm sure we would all like to know!"
"Well, alright. If you insist. So... my name is Legend, as you probably all know by now. I'm 26, and... well.... I'm obviously psychotic." He says to the crowd. They murmur amused among themselves. "Hey!!! I'm trying to tell you about myself and there you all go talking over me!!!" He roars. The whole audience cowers in their chairs. "Oh, so sorry. Any who, I'm known to have several and severe mood swings. Oh! I like to paint. It helps me calm down. But, they don't let me paint in the prison. Hey!" The crowd jumps. "Lets sign a petition to get me some paint! And some canvases! Oh, this is so exciting! Liberty? Do you have any paper and pencil?"
"Legend, I, in fact, do have some paper and pencil. Boys!!!" I shout. 10 guys come out from the side of the stage and start handing out paper to different parts of the audience. "Alright peeps! If we get enough signature's, then we can get our Legend some art supplies and he can do what he loves! How about it?" The crowd cheers in reply. "Good! Now, how about while their signing away, you tell us a little more about yourself. Do you have anymore hobbies?"
"Uh, well.... I love to write. But that's pretty obvious." Legend says, staring at the rail of the stairs going down off the stage. "It keeps me at least semi sane. Well, no. Thats wrong. I have absolutely no ounce of sanity left." He suddenly looks up and intensely at me. "Its just something I love to do. It takes me away from the cruel world for a while. Like I've wanted to do all along." He ends, the crowd silent for once. Then he smiles a wicked smile, his yellow teeth clear. "At least, thats what I like to do when I'm not talking to dirty boy." The whole crowd laughs.
I laugh along with them. This guys pretty funny when he wants to be. And really scary when he wants to be. Speaking of that...
"Hey Legend, I was just wondering. What exactly is... you know... your past? How did your trio start? Why did you go insane in the first place?" He stops laughing abruptly and his face is wiped emotion less. His eyes glaze over. The crowd goes silent, and you could hear a pen drop. Damn, Liberty, you done screwed up.
"I would rather not talk about it." He say, barely over a whisper. Oh shit! He's sad... what do I do now? I need to cheer him up before the show is ruined... Oh! I got it. Jump from my seat and run around the crowd, collecting papers with names opon names of people. I thank everyone as I go along. I leap next to Legend and push the papers in his face, jumping up and down excitedly. He looks and his face lights up so quickly I thought he could a flashlight. "Thank you so much!!! Oh my gosh!!! I love it! I am so excited. Thanks again loves!" He says, running off the stage. Well, I guess that's that.
"OK... Alright everyone! I guess that's a wrap!" I say, looking at the camera. "Thank you all for being here today, or watching at home, and supporting Legend! We appreciate all of you helping him getting his art supplies and maybe it might make and appearance in the next chapter. I'm sure he appreciate's it as much as I do. Up next, we might interview Dirty Boy! We will have to see. Hope you enjoyed the show, and have a good night! Love you peeps! " I finish, making eye contact with Jim the camera man, siglaling to cue the end song. I hop off the love seat, walking backstage to an excited looking Legend Sane. "So, are happy about you signature's?" I hope he is. He nods, leaving me feeling content.
I walk to my large truck, thinking about the show. I'm very happy we could get Legend here, it was hard to get him out of jail long enough for the show. I step on the gas and go about 70, desperate to get home. I stop at a red light and turn up my Guns N' Roses and roll the windows down. I feel.... so.....freeee!!!!!! I think, speeding off. As soon as I get home, I step out of my truck and pull out a my guilty pleasure, some horror book I picked up at the store called The Puppet Boy. It was a short novel and I thought it would be perfect.
I walk into my house and set my keys in to an old ash tray my mother had, for some reason, givin to me. I just use it for this and that. I make myself a large glass of tea and settle into bed with my book.
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Hope you liked my little interview with Legend Sane. I've never seen anyone do something like this so thought, hey, might as well try it. Oh! And before I forget, there really is a book call The Puppet Boy on wattpad that you should go check out if your into bloody, torture stuff. My interest ranges, so I like anything. Except horror movies. I like to read about it, but I don't watch. Also, do you like the new cover? I think I do, but I'm not sure. I don't think I liked the original one. Anyway, thanks for reading, and don't forget to comment and vote.
Bye peeps!
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