Phanmazing Oneshots

Lonely Lester

Dan's Point of View

"Dan, he's doing it again." My friend, Chris, flicked my shoulder and pointed at him.

"Oh." I answered back, staring at him.

"Hey. M-" His cut-offed greetings are barely audible from where I was.

"You should try talking to him." Chris told me and I looked at him.

"Yeah, but-"

"And you clearly wanna hang out with him, maybe even a little smooch, Danny Boy." Chris teased me which made me glare at him.

He was kind of right though. I had tiny little crush on him. But really, I never had the confidence to go up to him. Just like all my other crushes. I just wasn't sure if I was... gay.

"Okay. Let's have a deal." Chris said looking at me straight in the eye.

"I will share all my answers with you, not tease and make fun of you."

"Wait really?" I cut him off, not believing what he was saying.

"IF! You add Lester over there, into our small group. Yeah, that's right. Me, you, Pj, and that Lester guy." Chris says with a smirk.

"B-but he's probably scared of me, Chris." I didn't know how to exactly make friends. I was shy in every way possible, thinking that I could embarrass myself."

Lester caught my staring and hid his face immediately. I looked at Chris, thinking that he saw what happened.

"See what I'm talking about! Chris!! I'm going to embarrass myself!!"

"Come'on, you got it Dan. You always found a way." Chris replied, I felt determined.

"If I fuck up, it's going to be all your fault." I mumbled to Chris, getting up from the tree we were leaning on. I walked up to the Lester guy. He seemed nice, I didn't get why people wouldn't befriend him.

As I went closer, he looked scared, nervous even. Maybe this was a bad idea. He kept looking around but his eyes always landed on me.

"Uh, Hey." I greeted awkwardly.

He looked around then landed his eyes on me. His finger pointed at himself as if he was surprised that somebody was talking to him.

"Yeah you. My name's Dan and.. you're P-Phil? Right?" He wasn't talking which was making the situation more awkward than it already was.

"Y-yeah." He coughed right after, his voice was raspy. "M-my name's Phil. But uh, w-why are you t-talking to me?" He stuttered a lot. I could see from his expression that he was nervous.

"Uh, you looked like you needed a friend, someone to stay with..?" I want to be friends with you. I want to hang out with you. I wanna stay with you. My mind kept telling me many other different sentences I could have said but my mouth just made my sentence questionable.

"B-but, why me? Out of all people here, w-why do y-you want to be f-friends with me?"

"You seemed interesting and you look like a potential friend, somebody to trust you know."

"This is all a joke, right?" Phil suddenly went all defensive, protective even.

"W-what?! Of course not. I really wa-"

"You just want to be my 'friend' then just leave me."

"I-I wouldn't d-do that..!"

"Everyone would do that, so what makes you an exception."

"B-because I see something in you. You aren't that quiet. You aren't that dumb. There's so much more in you that makes me want to learn more about you, become your friend. You just seem to be a good person to befriend." I started to panic. This is such a bad idea. Why did I do this??

Phil started to look around. He observes a lot, as what I can see.

"It was all just a joke, a prank. Whatever you said was probably part of a script. I'm not going to gain your trust so easily, Howell, okay?! Just leave me alone."

Phil left, passing through the fences and into the small park inside the campus. Great, I fucking messed up.

I looked back, only now looking at what he saw. There were many groups of people huddle together. They kept talking about something, gossip maybe, but it looked like they were doing it secretly. They also probably kept looking at us, or staring at Phil, making him nervous. Ugh, fucking society.

He thought that people were spreading more gossip about him, to bully him. I walked back to Chris, whom seems to look irritated by the groups of people.

"You didn't fuck up." Chris spoke up immediately after I walked up to him and was right beside him.

"Yes, I did fuck up." I replied with a straight face.

"It wasn't your fault though. These people just CAN'T STOP MAKING FUCKING DRAMA." Chris purposely said the last part loud, making people be aware and actually look normal. Wait, nevermind, they just look annoyed by Chris.

"You didn't need to do that.." I replied at Chris' behavior.

"They fucked up your chance. You can't blame yourself." Chris assured me.

I looked at where Phil came from and he came out after there was silence because of Chris.

"Hey guys! Look!! It's Lonely Lester!!!" Someone shouted out of the silence making everyone laughed.

From where I was, I could see Phil's face turn red and he looked at me with regret and anger, as if he thought that I was laughing along, that I created the joke.

He ran away to the inside of the campus, the laughter getting louder and louder.

Ugh, I can't take it.

"Can't you guys just shut the fuck up?! What would you guys do if that fucking happened to you?!! All you guys are all stupid ass, fucking robot, bitches who make fun of people to make yourself feel better. Well guess what?! It ain't fucking working and you guys question why the fuck people kill themselves." I shouted all my anger out, silencing the crowd.

Immediately, I ran to the inside of the campus. I can't fucking take society.

"Hey Dan!"
"Dan!! Wait up!!"

I stopped in my tracks once I heard Chris running after me.

"I couldn't take it. I just needed to shout, okay?" I said once Chris was near me.

"That was fucking brave. Didn't know it would take your crushy-crush to get bullied and storm out to do that."

"Ugh, shut up." I told Chris as we both walked to class.

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I know it's kind of incomplete (I guess) but this was my idea (kind of) to end it like that.
Just comment or something if you want a part twoooo!
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