My kingdom needs me. Everyone is in financial problems and poverty. As the queen of Bootyville, I should be busy running my kingdom but I get too distracted and I would much rather ride my unicorn to the different kinds of galaxies I find in this universe.
Today is December 16th, 2057.
Just like everyday, my maid Consuela helps me put on my silk robe and my leopard print slippers. I hate it when she ties my robe too tight. Being queen and having a castle full of servants is a struggle. Especially when they can't get anything done the way I want it. So anyway, I walk down the case of stairs that leads to my huge living room.
I left my fatass blunt on my couch. I lit that bitch up and got high as fuck.
The End.
Every civilian in my kingdom died of starvation.
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