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Trippy Candy

Molly and MaryJane are best friends and they love candy. An Ice Cream man named Felipe drove his truck around their neighborhood at least once a week. One day when Molly and MaryJane were playing outside, Felipe was driving his Ice Cream truck nearby.

Molly walked up to him and said, "Aye Felipe, you got that good ass candy?"

Felipe says, "Lemme check in the back real quick doe."
Felipe checks around his ice cream truck to look for candy. Felipe usually has some.

"Y'all some lucky motherfuckas. Found ya candy. Shit will make yo ass trip."
Felipe handed both of them two full bags of candy.

"Ight sounds Gucci fam.💯" MaryJane said.

Molly and MaryJane took their first bite and all of their senses strengthened ten times better. They even started to see unicorns, rainbows and shit. The trees seemed to turn into cotton candy, the sun started to talk, animals turned into mythological creatures, and houses were made out of gingerbread.

Unfortunately, it only lasted ten minutes and everything went back to normal. They were both very disappointed. They wanted to try it again, and they did. But their candy was finished after about three hours. Every week they bought new bags of candy, but pretty soon, their teeth started to rot and fall out.

"Now what are we going to do if we can't use our teeth to bite the candy?" Molly thought. But MaryJane had an idea. She crushed the candy up into a fine powder. Both of them snorted lines of it and continued their addiction. They woke up in the morning with maggots crawling inside of their nostrils.

MaryJane thought, "Well if we can't snort it, then what do we do now?"
Molly had an idea. Again, they crushed the hard candies into a fine powder, but this time they added water. They mixed it and poured it into a syringe. They helped each other inject themselves the candy into their blood stream and continued their addiction this way.

The End
Molly and MaryJane became diabetic.
They died.