Dangan Butler

Despair's Deliverer Monoronnie?

Ciel's POV

We all looked at the girl with disbelief. This little thing? Out Principal? She had to be about 3 years old!

"You're our principal?" Kathrine asked skeptically.

"Upupupupupu~! That's right!" Monoronnie said, giggling softly. Was this just a game to her?

"You can't be serious! We can't have a 3 year old be our Principal!" Alois shouted, obviously not liking the joke either.

"I can be the principal if I want to!!!" Monoronnie whined while stomping her foot. She suddenly stopped and puffed her cheeks. "Besides, it's not nice to talk about a lady's age, it's beary rude!"

I sweatdropped. Beary? You've got to be joking... I believe the only person actually enjoying this was Lizzy. "Aww! You're so cute!" Lizzy cooed, picking Monoronnie up and gently bouncing her up and down. "You're just a widdle baby!"

Monoronnie glared at her and, suddenly, sharp claws came out of the paws of her costume. "Put me down, peasant!" All of our eyes widened and Lizzy quickly put Monoronnie down, her face pail. Monoronnie huffed. "Now that that's over, we can get on with things. This place is where your going to stay..." She grinned evilly. "For the rest of your lives!"

"What?!?!" We all screamed in unison.

"That's right boys and girls, this is now your home! That is, unless you graduate!"

"And, how do you graduate?" Jade asked.

"Simple!" Monoronnie said. "All you have to do is kill one of your peers and get away with the murder!" All of us looked at each other with worried expressions. Kill each other? How could we?! We don't know each other at all! "Anyways, that's all for now kids! And, check out your digital handbooks! They're pretty cool!" She said, and then disappeared behind the podium again. Not even an hour into the school year, and now we have to try and kill each other? Wow, what a school this turned out to be...!