Tyjo: oK well hey New Years Eve is tomorrow shit
Crybaby: im having a party come oven
SpookyJim: oven?
No this is Patrick: new phone who dis?
J(OH!): sausage anal
Pepe the rare wentz: Joe no
J(OH!) Joe yes
SpookyJim: Joe hell yes
Crybaby: guys stfu and come over
Halsey: I am grown now
Tyjo: Halsey literally all you did was get rid of the muthafuckas in your name
Crybaby: NO ONE IS HERE FUCK ALL YOU TOO
SpookyJim: calm down Melanie I'm on my way with TylerwOOTEAMAISKS
Crybaby: what
Spookyjim: this is Tyler I took Josh's phone so he can't text and drive
No this is Patrick: is no one gonna mention the fact she's having a party two days before New Year's Day
J(OH!): tru like it's just a party to us now
Pepe the rare wentz: I'm bringing Patrick this is no longer an ordinary party
No this is Patrick: shush
Halsey: Tyler and josh will be there now it's definitely no ordinary party
Dan trash #1: Dan and I are actually leaving our house to go to the party
Phil trash #1: #noordinaryparty
Tyjo: Melanie your door is locked
SpookyJim: L ET US IN uGh
Tyjo: I see a tree and an open window brb
Crybaby: tYLER NO THATS MY BATHROOM
SpookyJim: he already is halfway up the tree omgg
Halsey: sO I BROUGHT HAYLEY AND WE GET OUT OF THE CAR EXPECTING TO SEE YOU BUT NO WE SEE TYLER HALFWAY UP A TREE AND JOSH SCREAMING AT HIM
Tyjo: ShTu Upp
Phil trash #1: yOU BROUGHT YOUR FUCKING PHONE UP THERE??
Tyjo: I'm in
Crybaby: GET TF OUT TYLER OR CLOSE YOUR EYES
Tyjo: oH MY
SpookyJim: WHAT IS IT ARS YOU ALRIGHT BBY?
no this is Patrick: you don't call me bby Pete
Pepe the rare wentz: shh pat
Tyjo: ok so never mind this is apparently a vibrator according to Melanie
Dan trash #1: whY are you telling Tyler about these things Melanie?? What about his innocence??
SpookyJim: "innocence" ;;)
Tyjo: wtf josh
Halsey: what did you think it was?
SpookyJim: she wasn't USING it right??
Tyjo: I sorta thought it was a large bullet (don't you dare say well maybe a bullet vibrator) and no she wasn't using it she was putting her makeup on but had it out
No this is Patrick: that's like rlly weird Melanie not gonna lie
Pepe the rare wentz: you can just say ngl pat
No this is Patrick: o thanks Pete
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FanfictionTyler and Josh meet online, and develop crushes on each other. Not everything always goes as planned, though. Especially the group chat that is created.. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicidal stuff and anorexia I wrote this two years ago and published it last...
