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Like I said before pretty much none of this is based off real life so ye
Halsey: we're fucked up kids
Dan trash #1: LANGUAGE
Jimothy doesn't like your attitude: true tho
Ryro has left the chat
Crybaby: I agree with Halsey but wtf whyd Ryan leave
Breadbin urie: BECAUSE I MADE HIM SO I COULD TELL YOU THE CUTE SHIT I SET UP FOR HIM
Phil trash #1: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE THERES A KID NEXT TO US LOOKING AT THE MESSAGES YOU SHIT BAGS
Halsey: dear god why haven't you guys returned it yet
Jimothy doesn't like your attitude: yea because he can just walk up to the return center and get his money back for it
Breadbin urie: can I tell the cute shit yet
Dan trash #1: please do go on
Breadbin urie: SO I WROTE RYAN A SONG AND I BOUGHT HIM AN ACOUSTIC GUITAR AND SET UP A SCAVENGER HUNT LIKE IN FULLER HOUSE BUT THE FIRST ONE IS A GUITAR PICK THE SECOND IS A BOUQUET THE THIRD IS A FLOWER CROWN THE FOURTH IS A BEATLES SHIRT THE FIFTH IS A GUITAR AND THE SIXTH IS ME TO SING THE SONG ITS GONNA BE ADORABLE
Crybaby: holy shit beebs how much did you spend on it
Breadbin urie: $182 like blink 182 I'm so smart
Halsey: that's oddly thought out and sweet of you
Patrickster: yea Pete never does stuff like this for me and I thought the lil meme fucker was the sweetest here
Pete wentz away: shush trick I do nice stuff all the time so hA
Lynn pistol: ..at least you don't do what jamia does to sarah
SARAH ORCHEFUCK: I LITERALLY SCREAMED ORCHEFUCK BECAUSE SHE JUMPED OFF THE STAIRCASE BANISTER ONTO MY BACK
JAMIA is crying: oh you'll be screaming more than orchefuck tonight in bed ;;;;)
Breadbin urie: RYDEN IS COUPLE GOALS NOW HAHA WE HAVE CONQUERED THE FELLOW QUEERS
Dallonglegs: bread did you do something Ryan is at my door crying
Crybaby: well there goes you being couple goals
Lynn pistol: IM STILL RYDEN TRASH
Jon runner: spenc and I are here he's just sobbing and said "Brendon has been ignoring me lately he hates me" blah blah blah
Patrickster: BRENDON THE POINT OF SETTING THIS SHIT UP IS TO MAKE IT SO THEY THINK EVERYTHING IS NORMAL NOT USE ALL YOUR TIME TO DO IT IDIOT
Pete wentz away: pat I've never heard you talk like that
Breadbin urie has added Ross from friends to the chat
Ross from friends: beebo do you hate me
Breadbin urie: NO DARLING COME HOME I HAVE A SURPRISE BUT I NEED TO REMOVE YOU FROM THE FHAT
Ross from friends has been removed from the chat
Halsey: I'm coming with Josh and Tyler to record this shittttt
Jimothy doesn't like your attitude: I didn't agree to this but kAY THEN ILL BE RIHT OVERR
Breadbin urie: hide under the stairs he won't see you that's where the guitar is hidden
Dan trash #1: I'm surprised you are being helpful instead of cursing them out

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