Guys this AU is almost completely NOT based off of real life so yea also igNORE HOW I MADE ASOPTING KIDS SEEM CHEAP QUICK AND EASY HAAHA
Phil trash #1 has blocked Dan trash #1
Jon runner: shit more drama
Crybaby: I thought ty was enough
Jimothy doesn't like ur attitude: dO NOT TALK NEGATIVELY ABOUT MY BABY
Halsey: well now we know who tops
Phil trash #1: WHAT THE FUCK PHILLIP LESTER
Dan trash #1: UNBLOCK MEEEEE
Crybaby: HE CANT SEE YOUR MESSAGES
SCREAMING INTENSIFIES: iM CRYING LYNN CAN I TELL YHEM
JAMIA is crying: now mY HAME IS CORRECT
Lynn pistol: ssure
Lindseylesbean: Lynn please is there any way out of it
Jon runner: OK WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING DAN TWLL US WHAT PHIL DID AND UNBLOCK HIM JAMIA CALM DOEN AND STOP THROWING THINGS AT FRANKS WINDOW LYNN BREAK THE NEWS AND JOSH TELL THE FUCKING CHAT WHATS WRONG WITH TYLER HES OUR SON TOO
Phil trash #1: well pretty much Phil decided hey since we are out of high school he's gonna adopt a kid and not tell me
Phil trash #1 has unblocked Dan trash #1
Dan trash #1: I named them dil they are accepting and adorable I love our kid
JAMIA is crying: wtf how did you know I was throwing my belongings at Frank's window
Gee way: I sent him a video of it
Lynn pistol: im movinf bakc to canada
Crybaby: MOM NO
Lynn pistol: what's even worse is my parents are staying here and I have to go with my homophobic aunt
SpookyJim: LYNN CAN YOU SWING BY BREADBINS HOUSE REAK QUICK
Breadbin urie: what the FUCK
Ryro: beebo they live there too remember
Breadbin urie: NO IM TALKING ABOUT LYNN'S SITUATION JESUS RYAN IM NOT ALWAYS A DOUCHEBAG
Jon runner: so now that that's done and I'm crying along with everyone else
Jon runner: I THINK JOSH AND TULER OWE US AN EXPLANATION
Pete wentz away: Wait nonono something happened to tyker
Patrickster: Pete holy f*dge tYLER IS HE OKAY PLEASE BE OKAYt
Patrickster: also I'm never switching phones with you again like at least my name for you is good
Jimothy doesn't like ur attitude has added skeleton boy and what is kik to the chat
Jimothy doesn't like ur attitude: I added my gramma because I decided it'd be funny
What is kik: who's jimothy
What is kik: why is the name of this chat "gay sausage anal"
What is kik: What is kik
What is kik: where am I
What is kik: when was this chat made
Skeleton boy: iM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE LITERALLY USED ALL THE W'S AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Halsey: ty is that you
Skeleton boy: hopefully
Crybaby: Tyler pm me please
Lynn pistol: I'm outside your house lET ME IN GODDAMMIT THIS WONT BE LIKE LAST TIME
What is kik: WHOEVER THIS LYNN IS SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY STUNNING IN HER PROFILE PICTURE
What is kik: WHY ARE THESE IN CAPITALS JOSH DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO MY PHONE
Lynn pistol: thank you
Milky anus: HEYHEY who likes my new username it's inspired by Ryan
Ryro: I HATE YOU BREABOX URINE
What is kik: you children have odd names
Skeleton boy: HELLO GRANDMA DUN!!!!!!
What is kik: TYLER MY FAVORITE GRandchild!!!!
Jimothy doesn't like your attitude: what about me your BIOLOGICAL grandson
What is kik: I have no grandchildren named jimothy I have no idea what you are talking about
Skeleton boy: Bye grandma dun! Sorry!
What is kik: what don't kill me please
What is kik has been removed from the chat
Skeleton boy: blurryface
Skeleton boy has left the chat
A/N: the grandma was based off mine but with less mentions of Hannah Montana and the price is right
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FanfictionTyler and Josh meet online, and develop crushes on each other. Not everything always goes as planned, though. Especially the group chat that is created.. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicidal stuff and anorexia I wrote this two years ago and published it last...
