"Alright Brian I'm heading out with my girl" Danny said to Brian. Brian had the face of I'm your best friend you hang out with me today! "Fine lets go some where buddy! Danny and Brian met fans on the sidewalk. "Hey Danny sexbang and Ninja Brian, you wear alot of spandex and live together are you gay?" "Really? Hahahahaha! Could you imagine that? If we were gay? Could you imagine?"
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from Heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Brian blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Brian licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Brian
Mostly Brian's gay
Ooh, ooh ooh Brian's gay ooh oooooh
Here's a list of things that Brian likes to suck
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls
Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!
"I'm sorry Brian...." Danny said. Brian gave his I forgive you face.
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The Legend Of Ninja Sex Party
RandomThis is the (totally) true story of the amazing band, consisting of Ninja Brian aka Brian Wect and Danny Sexbang or Leigh Daniel Avidan! Text in a different format is normally a song from NSP. Also obviously now, songs from NSP will be used in this...
