Ninja Brian, I think I figured out why our quest to be the world's most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet. It's because people think we're soft! We have to write a truly satanic jam. Are you ready to get evil?
Yes, this is perfect!
From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from hell
You curse as our name passes your lips
We're the two horsemen of the Rockpocalypse
Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses
I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies
Death and destruction are all around
We're motherfucking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's:
Cookies!
Cookies!
Yaaaaay!
Cookies!
Pass the milk, please!
Everybody loves cookies, hooray!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
OH GOD SAVE ME
I SEE DEMONS
All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkest of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for death as we eat this plate of
Cookies!
They're the taste of happy!
Cookies!
Chocolate chips for everyone!
Cookies!
THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME!
Everybody eat some cookies today!
"Yes! We did it Brian.... Our goal is accomplished... I will now leave you and move on" Danny said. Brian gave his WTF!? Face. Then Danny grabbed Ninja Brian's knife and finished his own life....
THE END
"Just kidding I'm not dead.... But we have done well this year, of being a band and being excellent bangers." Brian looked so happy and gave Danny a hug... Then slapped him for making him think he was dead. "Thanks Brian... You're the best buddy a sexbang could ask for... So now what?" Brian gave his time to end this amazing short story face. "You're right Brian. Thanks everybody who read this beautiful story, the chapters may have been short but also the story but hey it was cool I mean it was about us sooo yeah... Bye!"
THE END
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The Legend Of Ninja Sex Party
RandomThis is the (totally) true story of the amazing band, consisting of Ninja Brian aka Brian Wect and Danny Sexbang or Leigh Daniel Avidan! Text in a different format is normally a song from NSP. Also obviously now, songs from NSP will be used in this...
