I Could Be Perfect, But Nobody Is

iHop

I got to the table, he pulled my chair out and I sat down. He scooted me in.

Me: Thank you.

Arion: Welcome.

I liked that I thought that it was real nice of him. Plus I never had nobody do something like that for me so it was kind of special.

Me: So, how are you?

Arion: Better. Ready to eat, because I am starving.

Me: Duh, that is what I came to IHOP for. To eat.

Arion: Really? I was kind of thinking that you came for me.

Me: Oh, you think so huh?

So we got her pancakes, and we're eating, talking, having a good breakfast date. I eat enough I spend some time looking at how cute he was. Oh and he is he staring me too. I noticed!

Arion: What you thinking about?

Okay, PAUSE. I never had somebody asked me what I was thinking before. So do I tell him like what what I'm thinking or do I just tell him like anything just make up something. I don't want to not answer the question that is going to be rude.

Me: I mean, I am honest person. But nobody never ask me that question before so when you asked me, I wasn't caught off guard. I was thinking about myself, I do that a lot. Lot if people claim I'm conceited.

Arion: Really? I get that too.

Me: Years, I can see it.