adventures with lion

letters

dear people in school,

I see your fucking shirts. p!atd, the walking dead, 5sos, Harry potter.

you have no idea how much I'd LOVE to be your friend.

I'm so intimidated by you though? like damn look how cool you are compared to me like tf

please please approach me first so I'm
not shy anymore,

loser katelyn

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dear future partner I may have someday,

please for the love of god don't spend thousands on me.

if you're ever planning on proposing to an absolute loser like me please don't buy a ring with real diamonds and silver and v v expensive things.

I'd honestly never wear it.

I would be overly happy just for a band I promise. I find bands prettier than a diamond and good filled ring.

thank you love you loads,

loser katelyn

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dear people that often see me in the hallway,

hi I'm not scary.

I am in fact pansexual so when you see me giving a backrub or cuddling my friend whom is a girl don't freak the fuck out.

and hey if there's any single girls out there I'm available for talking xoxo (lmao)

I'm not straight yeah take that homophobes xx

with love,

loser katelyn

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dear mum,

thank you for actually caring for me!!

thank you for buying me boxers for Christmas you have no idea how much I appreciated that.

(I'll feel like myself on guy days so god bless)

I'm glad you care ily loads mum xoxox

from,

loser katelyn

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dear people who cause me stress in day to day life,

FUCK YOU.

with love,

katelyn

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dear authors whom I have in my library,

you're fucking amazing and I'm too scared to comment because you'll be like 'tf why this bitch post that' and block me or something so I'm sorry!!

I love you loads thank you for posting amazing creations and it's so cool to have an inside look at you through author notes ^^

love,

scared loser katelyn

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xxx