" have you taken a shower? You smell like Timmy and Prestons ball sacks." Mom to brother.
* Earlier*
Mom: what stinks?
*smells brothers pants. Makes face*
Brother: What?
Mom: your pants stink
Brother: oh, that's because I was with Timmy and Preston.
Mother: who the fuck is Timmy and Preston and why is your pants the only thing stink. Was yall grinding on each other?
*present*
Brother: No but I took the pants off.
Mom: U SMELL LIKE TIMMY AND PRESTON BALLS SACK!!! Take a shower.
Mom: why the fuck u smell like two other niggas balls sacks.
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Shit I Got to Deal With
HumorI hate myself lmao These are actual quotes from people around me. Just good ole Kentuckians i guess
