college

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"I'm so done with college boys! imma go get me a man with 2 jobs,  10 kids and a wife."

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" here, you can but ur opinion about me in my opinion box"

"ok, what do u do with them?"

"throw them away. It makes people think I care. a waste of a shoe box, paper and markers can go a long way with making people leave you alone.  1 girl literally gave me her opinion paper,3 pages long front & back. I felt bad throwing it away but I was not bout to read all that. She should have known better "

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"i got proportions of my body that you can grab with your whole hand."

"as tempting as that sounds-"

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