Brother: can I have a piece of that jelly sandwich? I know it's only jelly cause ur fat
Me: * opening sandwich showing the peanut butter * your wrong coraline ~
Brother: * rushing out * stop! Just stop!
[ Coraline is the only movie that matters]
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Shit I Got to Deal With
UmorismoI hate myself lmao These are actual quotes from people around me. Just good ole Kentuckians i guess
