i had a dream.....
you were walking and got hit by a bus
i woke up crying......
because it was just a dream.
_____________________________________ this next one my friend told me and she said she got it from a different book that got it from a different book so yeah enjoy! P.S i already knew this one anyways.............:P yep capital p!
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guy1: yep i'm totally over here
guy2: nice job man!
guy3: want some water?
guy1: * starts crying* sh-she used to dr-drink that.
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when i'm on the couch and i get hungry- me:muuuummmm! Can you make food!?!?
my mum: no, make it yourself!
me: eh i'm not hungry anymore.
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why do people hide under covers in scary movies? it's not like the monsters gonna be like " imma kill you and make sure you suf- sh*t you're under the covers or.........
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why is it when you're little an home alone when you hear a noise downstairs and think its a monster so you hide in the closet or under the bed where do you think monsters hide idiot!
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only awesome people can read that
if you're not awesome it says ............." eat more slushies!!!" duh.
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when you hate someone soooo much when they cough you're just like SHUT THE Fμ©K UP!!!!
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got any suggestions? anybody? anybody at all? no.....ok :'(
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Awkward
Humorhey guise this book is some random shizbiz! I DO NOT care if you copy me or anything cuz most of the awkward moments I get from friends an stuff but theres a lot of funny and TRUE experiences ive had an I hope you enjoy! plz spred the word I want to...
