OMFG! i saw a spider on my bed an it was moving close to me really quick an i freaked out an fell off my bed an my bro came running towards me an asked what happened an i told him what happened an he was like.....WAIT was it a small black spider!?! an i'm like uhh yeah an he's like i just killed one an i'm like MATING! An my brothers like OMG what if there gay!
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hey i was helping my bro clean his room an im like why did u break up with hannah his ex an he said reasons an i got suspishios. when we finished he found his old phone an he said to give it to our mum so she charged it an i remembered we had the same phone an when we got the new on our old texts so i checked his texts an i found the convos my bro had with hannah so when i see it theres millions of I WUB U!'S An than i see this txt my bro sent here an guess what it said!?!?!?!! "Rubbing the penis off my hand. that sounds awkward"
an i also found his old id of when he was in highschool an he looked like an emo hippie hahahaha oh well now i have black mail! :)
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