hav any of yall said dope an forgot what it meant?...than remembered right after you said it.
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i remember when i was little i would be grossed out by movie kisses
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having those people you txt an they reply a second after Thankyou!
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when someone pisses you off too much your already killing them 100 times in your head to practice killing them in real life
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dressing differently to school to see if anyone notices00000000000000000000000000000
going somplace boring on purpose just so you can zone out and think
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Being in class an the smart kid gets in truble >mind blown<
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Having that bestfriend you like but keeping it a secret cos u dont wanna mess everything up
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Getting anoyyed when ur phone gets under 50% -mines at 34% grr!-
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when the simple things get harder to do you just wanna push someone down a flight of stairs.
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when ur in the middle of playing a game on your phone a pop up add pops up on ur screen an messes you up
12345678909876543212345678909when ur favorite song comes on an the person you hate says they like the song you imideatly hate it.
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Hey well I'm super bored and yeah I'm in the car and so yeah I'd send you this random update I'm talking to my phone right now and it's like typing for me cause I don't hurt to ya anime well wats up I am 70 at it I meant to put them up sorry if its messed up sorry if it what delete delete hahaha laughing nude if I'm laughing Stephanie an idiot is having to type thing what up nude IDC nude ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod or the still only God happy god oh my god oh my god bless well so its messed up then well I'm not saying God it saying saying God haha xPeeps Mk okay hahaha im typing again ok so i was speaking too fast an thats what it thought i said lol i was NOT saying nude!!!!! Dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope dope oh my god I just know something dope oops yet okay I just noticed I was saying dope then I remembered what I put the top of the update see if its funny funny got the funny bunny chicken wings funny money chicken wings haha okay I actually said this and yeah I'm going crazy crazy crazy till we see the Sun sorry one direction popped in my head in yeah I said it and I'm talking to my phone right now and I'm going crazy cause that's what makes you beautiful the stupid one direction blame them know that stupid you know like they didn't saying I guess thank ya thank ya I want to be Irish like I was in Irish accent I wish I could like a British accent I love those 00 an Aussie accent oh my god I love does this look on my god is so adorable just like Mike like I love listen to people talk like that to take the axons so awesome if you have an Aussie accent oh my god I love you no but seriously I love the axons sick cute love the guys not what I'm not saying with that with the axons exons is it akcent accent accent just think you got you I got it right thank you on the phone died 21 percent and let you know my phones at 21 percent thank you you said well I said it my phone typed it but ugh stupid phone I don't have a iPhone or anything well as the touch screen and stuff no I hate those like the phones crappy phones now um well I'm super bored and yeah I remove goes the cow I said moon goes the cow no mood mooch mooch mooch I'm saying move the couch with the couch going crazy like brother like brother like eat your chicken already sick who talks about well I should I look Ike Reilly sing like I keep saying like like like like like like like taking a poo poo poo black chicken wings I'm talking poop let chicken food that being racist my phone is being racist racist my phone is being fixed oh my god oh my god this is this is what Mike was a big dicks you are you can never be fixed oh my god oh my god what is my bottle dirty call of duty oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now not my phone my phone is being dirty dirty phone in my hand oh my god I did not say dick what I just sent it but I didn't say all the time does Mike was a big dicks oh my god I'm laughing so hard SciTech messed up I'm not to come but yes is it on my touch with on it some Mike I'm sorry if its messed up my god who the hell is Mike I'm not saying much oh my god is making my screen is so annoying well I'm a like oh my god Michael to 18 Mitchell Mitchell well I do but Michelle Michelle not up um Michael Michael yes it's Michael who dat who is Michael I don't know Michael is who dat who dat who dat who dat who dat is so gangsta gangsta is boss like a boss my phone keeps on going to delete all these words that apparently they think is messed up shut up I'm the people saying that person person black girls Black Pearl plural I did not say black girls but I did not say black girl I did it right now but why is my phone so dirty and racist godlike I'm on my dads phone while talking to you my phone the boring who Iron Man 2 not want to watch that movie the car my dad is to voicemail I'm in the car now and my dad watching a soccer game ballin British I don't know I would do anything fixed haha oh it is only dads on old is a picture of a dog on dads phone take my dog to the dog skip it's like he's a Labrador mix the couch I'll send you Italian oh my god okay his name is Marley he's a Labrador a lab mixed mixed with A chale chale and a Basenji Basenji I said ciao ciao Chau Chau Chau Chau ch 0 W seat H 0 W yes it said it look right before the word before the word seat word seat oh my god I thought someone just jumped on to my car you're not moving my car to my dads I'm stuck in the car let's not stop and get off I'm just too lazy is it raining outside I'm looking at my pics awesome beanie on a red one and you know that awesome about to give me a long time to look at my hair dick I whip my hair back and forth I didn't say I didn't call you a dick I am so sorry but I told you my phone is just mean and yeah I'm like staring into the sky like a boss chicken wing chicken wings and yeah I'm like my father 50 percent oh my god I just know something what if the sound thing is I can't I got a guy to like reading this right now so what if you like search in my voice talking to you and I don't know exactly was typing oh my god I hate my voice Deepesh done in the dark Vader is that looks like D but like not like dark dark dark dark Vader Darth dar si Darth Vader oh god did I get to keep messing up the phone that's not me I'm a stupid call me stupid oh you judging me girl / boy okay well um I'm chewing gum I'm in the I wish you were here at like a deal to be here k man like you love me if I could but I got I like all my mom just be like come save me save me from this dumb place looks like the roads Jordan its okay its not tell the road sex with an H om my god I am NOT saying all these dirty things its my stupid phone or just a dumb fuck gum in my mouth I didn't say dumb fuck okay well I just did but you know yeah oh crap my DC Shoes on messed up on a dirty Elyse is the word yet Elyse Elyse Elyse do you do who you who you move goes the cow like pow all that time job I'm joking I'm joking like a pout pout all that buffet time job I'm joking I'm joking like a pout pout all that but that time job I'm joking I'm joking it like a pop pop all that but that job looking just like a poop contacts but that um job looking so I am repeating what its saying starting now I'm joking like a pout pout all about that time I'm joking I'm joking like a pout but all that time job I'm joking I'm joking like a pop pop that but that job looking just like a poop contacts but I'm job looking so I am repeating what is saying something now I'm joking like a pop pop all the time I'm joking I'm joking like a pop but all the time I'm joking I'm joking like a pop pop but that's all that poop kind of but I'm job looking at repeating what I'm saying something I'm joking like a pop pop all the time joking I'm joking like a pop but all the time I'm joking I'm joking at like a pop pop but that's all that poop kind of but a job working at the PD what I'm saying something I am joking like a pop pop all the time like a pop but all the time I'm joking I'm joking like a pop pop but that's all that poop guide off but a job working at the PD what I'm saying something I am joking like a pop pop all the time like a pop but all the time I'm joking I'm joking like a pop pop but that all that poop got up but a job working at the PD what I'm saying something I am joking like a pop pop all the time to think about but all the time I'm joking I'm joking like pop pop pop but the Opera got but a job working at the PD what am I saying something IOM G I'm not going and yellow so I'm not really tired and I wanna go home and I'm probably gonna call my mom in a bit let you know on keepin on glitz Celica song and I'll sing it up that I just said I prepared late and yeah I'm just like really really really really really really tired and I just want to go home and tell me that I'm going to mix my juicy fruit instant little tiny pieces I'm shakin to its in the back what up ima stop talking ok i am typing now an i wanted to say i have Jucy Fruit gum those little peices in the container thingy an i will put on the microphone thing an see what my phobe things the Gum is saying ok? here we go...... I buy my mom at 11 like blahkyh ya black black cheese my mom cat pizza has 15 signs have bear shoe eat have it my she doAgain well I am Stephanie and and I'm typing now I'm not typing but I'm talking now and yeah see I told you my phone was racist shaking become involved black/black cheese funny and yeah my phones and iPods that girl am about to my mom are they just collar with my dads phone that's okay charged 246 right now oops don't need another email and cheese mall but now I'm trying so much gone cooking want to talk I'm not joking a bit I'm almost choking at cause I'm chewing so much cum do you I am Not sure thing come that is gross I'm not chewing gum yes I'm chewing gum dum dum dum not come get some too and I'm done I'm not chewing gum im typing! ok my phones at 7% an i WAS saying im cheeing so much gum i didnt say CUM ok thats gross my phones at 5% imma call my mom to pick me up ill post this right now bye !!!!
-The girl with a dirty/Raisist/mean phone
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Well sorry my phone died like pics idk that coming along with my dads phone and well sorry my phone died and I had to call my mom and my dads phone so yeah it's about 550 right now and I'm just like to avoid I'm like oh my god I forgot to update the phone and then oh my friend just text me or send me a message and she said she started another book called fuel the fire haha cool jackpot2445 and hey if you're reading this why is it 2445? Well my phone just called Jack by 245 gay so yes she is not I think she is I'm not actively whistle in slowly back away which I am right now but now yeah I'm not at this isn't going right so well yeah I'm walking around the bathroom I am looking at myself in the mirror with the stupid face happy face is funny and yeah and then I almost walked into the year goes a pension and yes so good ones and chicken do not mix good I'll OH MY GOD I see this creepy doll its like staying at the Y is there doll in the bathroom I have no idea it it's like I'm scared on uh like this the American what about them lululululululu I'm at the bathroom in the house sitting on my bed staring at the bathroom door I thought I just turned off the lights I do not know why it's on oh my god I am for you guys 584 right now pm 51 percent 51 percent on my phone and yeah the dumb ima go talk to my friend Nicki book cool we did Robert called fuel the fire Check it out yeah by guys and difficult to lose weight of did that I took so long on this bitch captors took so long this chapter took so long thank you it said it right haha you know I think about that um email Doug ignore the female dog park part part him by this was your best friend Stephanie
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