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so I know I haven't been updating but I won't be able to do it frequently because my mom took away my phone (for certain reasons) so Write now i'm on my laptop but usually i'm never home so yeah an I will be busy later I have to go to church.......surprised? because I write ALOT of inappropriate stuff on here haha. Well ever since I got my best friend Ellie and Todd dating have I told you the story? eh i'll check......anyways since me an Todd don't really "get along" so today at lunch I was sitting with Ellie and Bella (our other friend) an she sits in front of Ellie then Todd pops outta nowhere and he sits in front of me an we start insulting the crap outta each other then when he was about to insult me El an Bell (dats wuh I call dem! don judge meh) stand up an start walking away an they went to go get icecream an me an Todd are just sitting there AWKWARDLY an outta nowhere he's like "..................can we try to be nice to each other?" an im llike "yeah whatever"  (im not dis mean it was just with people I don't like) so dis lame

erdy kid comes outta nowhere and looks at the seat next to me an the seat next to Todd an then i'm like "oh you can sit there I said pointing to the seat next to Todd an he could tell I really didn't want him next to me an he said "oh no this chair is cracked (it wasn't!) you can sit next to her though." he said pointing to the chair next to me an im like " look can you please sit somewhere else" any dis kids all like "NO! all the other kids wouldn't let me sit next to them so im sitting here!" an Todd was like "hey don't mind her she's just mean....." an El an Bell come back like "HEYY!" an sit next to her an Todd bring up Halloween an he turns to me an say's guess what im gonna be an im like I donno what? an hes like guess! and i'm like I don't want tooo" an he like ffiineee then he's like imam be Michal Jackson (sorreh iff I spelt that wrong im typing really quicklyyyyyyyyyyyyy) the part where he turns into a zombie in his song thriller anthen he says imam put makeup an paint to make my face look really ugly an I mumble "you don't need that" an bell heard me an she was like "oohhhhhhh" then bla bla bla after second period.......we went to homeroom an me an Todd ended up sitting next to eachother an im like you know Ellie talks NONSTOP about you on the bus (we sit next to eachother...) an he was like "what does she say" =des are the exact words she said....oh an El sorry I posted ^^^^ on the internet haha oh an Sydney if your reading this don't you dare tell them I posted this!!!!!!" = so I said" so she was like omg guess wahh? So Todd walked up to me when I was walking to the bus an he said hey gorgeous (or beautiful I forgot..)   and she told me in her head she wanted to say hey handsome  but she only said heyy......... " an he's like reallllyyy?? an im like yep and then blah blah blah after everything back to homeroom for buscall....... I walk up to Todd an I said "guess what ellie said 'bout you?!?!" an then Ellie pops outta nowhere like "DON'T YOU DARE!I will hurt you!!!!!!" (one time I told an embarrassing story about Ellie and she twisted my arm...not breaking it but it stung like a beoch) an Todd's like hey i'm just talking to stephsteph (he calls me that an it annoys the shiz outta me) an he's like watch an we give eachother a highfive an I run away across da room next to Mac (Mackenzie) an we start blabbering about how cute they are together then they start talking an I heard Todd say " why doo you like me?" an Els all like I'm not telling you" anhe grabs her shoulders and says "please" an there faces where sooo close so me an Mac start squealing an then we close one of our eyes an we put our fingers where there heads would be an where like closing our fingers together |0  0| like that an they notice how stupid we were being an walks up to Mac an starts a convo with her an then I walk up to Todd an tell him what I was gonna say earlier an right when I finish Ellie comes an starts talking with him again an im standing behind her lip sinking  YOU BETTER NOT EFFING TELL HER I TOLD YOU!" den blah blah blah I was walking to my bus den dis pole just pops outta nowhere an I yell "watch were your going!" an an all des 8th graders (I'm not in 8th" start staring at me just yelling at a pole an after I fell satisfied I walk up to my bus an it was dis kids bday on da bus so we all sing blah blah blah then the bus driver yells "THE SKUNK IS COMMING" it's this dead skunk in da middle of the rode an we all cover our noses an dis one kis forgot an he was like "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" an ahahahhahah I laughed so bad at his facial expression an I get home bluh bluh bluh...... get on my laptop start writing a chapter for Awkward on Wattpad tell them what happened today start writing why I won't be able to update sat. sun. mon. oh wait I never got to that part so.... I wont be able to update sat. cuz I have to start on a project for social studies sun. finish the project for social studies then sdudie for the 4 tests coming soon den...um I might actually be able to update on mon. since derz no school 4  me ANYWAYS...............so I hope (ahha Hope I told you I'd put you on dis update) anyways....I HOPEEE (:P) this uperdate is enough 4 u llama corns oh an mimz sorry I hav't uperdated on that short story.....buh bye love all meh Llamacorns!!!!!!!!!!!

~steph

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