Row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
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Life is like a boat you have two choices to go with or against the current. Some people in life balive they control the current and that they can what ever the hell they want. I kill idiots like this as a living I run around in black jumping on rooftops and flipping over alleyways to get to my destination and never letting my guard down as I kill and run... I'm the one assassin everyone hires my rep is flawless and my skill the talk of all my identity is unknown by all even myself but they call me... the ninja for I only attack at night,i always work alone, I never ask for a reward for my work,I'm never seen or hurd and I only take what I need from them for gread is what I kill them for and taking would make me a gready hypocrite. Two things I absolutely hate. Gread and hypocrisy. I'm well know for many thing in my kills. I will leave no job undone if you are being hunted by me there is no way out of it. Ever you can't bribe me can't out think or out pay the costumer I'm working with to kill you and you will never be in pain your death shall be quick and painless a shoot in the head while you sleep a snapped neck from behind. I am what some people would call the boat in the river of life I will take your soul from one side to the other. I am in charge of killing the snobbish rich basteds and in return I leave little quotes the only clue I've been there they could be anything 'live life for others not yourself' or 'you can run and you can hide but you can never escape the lemons life hurls in your direction so just give in and make the lemonade like a good little citizen' are two I use often. I try changing it round but they always just so in my mind like it will make a difference. I row the boat of life down the stream of emotions and feelings to the final destination. Death. I will never fight it when it's my time I don't balive in heaven or hell I just know there is life and death it Is inevitably unstoppable we will all die some of us fast some slow some young some old and I will great death with my ever being. Some days it feels as though I myself could be death. The grim reaper set out to collect souls only to forget who and what they were now I am the ninja who rows down the stream singing merrily 'row row row your boat gently down the stream' as I go.
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Short StoryYou may be reading this thinking oh well how is a simple nursery rhyme going to chill me to the bone and sure if this were a simple nursery rhyme it wouldn't, but that's why its not. ********** filled with fear and horror this collectio...
