I Always Win

Why Should I?

Chapter 1: Why should I?

"I've had enough of this Celestia!" I storm. Clenching my fists and glaring at the window in front of me.

Say, what an idea!

I snap and make a tornado and chocolate storm clouds flood and demolish the precious decor/ throne room. "If you will not allow my beautiful chaos I will have to do as I please, spreading it throughout the whole entirety of Equestria, if that's what I feel in the mood for."

She may have released me this time, but just as she had plans for me before my first imprisonment, Celestia has plans form me now, but I have no intentions of cooperating.

The infernal alicorn princess actually makes an attempt to stop me as I make this clear.

Me! The lord of chaos!

It was laughable at best, I easily dodged it, choosing to fly through the landscape portrayed in the stained glass windows, giggling as I added mustaches to her and Lulu's faces. Sunglasses on my own, making both appear in turn.

"Discord! My patience is growing thin, cease these actions immediately!" I look up from my laughter to see her glaring daggers in my direction.

"I'm sorry to inform you princess, but you have no power over me, no longer connected to the elements as you once were. Besides, you still hope to reform me. For your own purposes i might add, rather than for my sake." I say growing tired of this game with her and acting highly offended.

"Honestly, you're almost as manipulative as I, don't you ever tire of it Tia, hmmm?" I raise my eyebrow in an inquisitive manner, not holding my breath for the answer we both know to be true, but none the less.

"Whatever do you mean?" She says playing coy as usual. (at least she would be if she wasn't so darn aggravated with my antics presently.)

"Oh really, I'm exactly your most loyal and faithful of subjects now am i? We have history you and I Tia, I know you like an open book, enough by now to say that I would never trust you or anyone else in this pitiful kingdom under your brainwashing light for that matter!"

"do you think me that kind of fool?"

"I know i can joke around better than the next, err.. pony, though has that ever made me blind to goings on and such? I am no fool Celestia, unless you in turn understand me that is, and have suddenly come to appreciate my tricks?" I leave my post inside of the windows to stand behind her, "Have you?" I glower looking down at her.

"Discord, you really want to do this, take over Equestria? Where will you be then? sure you ruled a long duration in the past, had a few laughs, but where did you end up, as you will this time if you pursue this route, as a stone statue."

"hmmm, I suppose not, a shame really." I say, suddenly across the room, replacing her throne with my own and propping my head on my lion paw.

"You know, this place isn't half bad. It's decent even, with a few minor changes, it's quite inviting to a reacending power, don't you agree?" forming my fingers into a kind of camera, making the motions to take a picture, "And what do you know, it makes for great pictures!" The appearing paper indeed that of the scene before me, I look at it, and once again am overcome with laughter, "but it's gotten you all wrong! pictures really do bring out the worst in ponies, wouldn't you say?"

She continues to glare so i send the photo over, "Take a look if you insist on staring at something so unabashedly, why not stare at yourself and point out your own flaws princess?" I snap.