Demigod Prank Wars (Demigod Fanfic Series)(DISCONTINUED)

Chapter 2

Me: Who is my next victim for today?

Me: I choose Annabeth!

Annabeth: Out of everyone you could've picked, you pick me

Annabeth: The chances of that happening were so low!

Me: Right yes. I'll just pretend I understood what you said

Annabeth: My statement wasn't that hard to comprehend

Me: TBH, I just didn't want to showed that I cared about your opinion

Annabeth: Rude much?

Me: Very :)

Annabeth: You are impossible

Me: I know!

Annabeth: Ugh, I'm just going to get this over with since it's obvious you're not changing you mind

Annabeth: The author doesn't own us. Rick Riordan does.

Annabeth: BTW for everyone asking why doing the disclaimer is so hard, it's not. We just don't like to do what the author wants us to do. Honestly, screw the author for torturing us!

Me: I love you, too!

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Piper's POV

Drew's scream is the last thing I want to hear. Honestly, her screeching voice is worse than the Sirens' voices, and that's saying something. Waking up to the sound of it just make everything worse because of my grumpy mood of every time I wake up in the morning. When I stumbled out of the bed to see what all the commotion was about, I was relieved that nobody got hurt but was also mad because Drew's reason for all this was so pathetic.

"My makeup! My sweet, beautiful, wonderful makeup!" she cried. Out of everything that could've happened, she chose this time to wake the entire camp just because she lost her makeup. Really Drew? I hated you already but now I despise you. You can't even defend for yourself against a spider but when somebody touches your precious makeup, it's like the world is ending! "What am I going to do? I can't do around looking like this! Please mother Aphrodite, help my poor soul," she continued on. "And while you're at it, could you possibly like get me out of this horrid place they call a camp. A mansion would be most preferred with maybe a jacuzzi? Oh and a huge flat screen TV with endless amounts of movies or maybe a..." I rolled my eyes while she continued on.

I looked out of the window and saw Percy and Jason exit their cabins. It was late morning, and they had bags under their eyes. They must've not gotten much sleep or just stayed up screwing around with each other. At least they took their time to change out of their pajamas. I looked down and realized that I didn't change out of my sleepwear yet.

"Who did this? Do you guys really think I'm going to walk around camp with no make on?" Drew said after her useless prayers to Aphrodite.

"Drew, you're the only one around here who wears makeup," I said.

"It's not my fault you guys are peasants," she replied.

"And it's not my fault you have to wear makeup to cover the horrendous thing underneath," I simply replied.

"Ugh, I'm getting out of here," she said before walking into the bathroom.

Finally she's gone. I won't have to deal with her complaints anymore. The bathroom was occupied by Drew, so I decided to pick out an outfit to wear for the day. It didn't take long at all since I just randomly choose whatever shorts and t-shirt I could pull out of my wardrobe. Drew stepped out of the bathroom, and I quickly slipped in. After brushing my teeth and changing into my clothes, I decided to walk around camp and talk to Jason for a bit. I had a feeling that he was responsible for Drew's makeup. To be honest, it was a pretty good prank even though Drew's complaints and screams annoy the living Hades out of me.

"Jason!" I said and walked over to him by the lake.

"Hey Pipes. Heard that Drew put up quite a dramatic show this morning," he smirked.

"Oh, be quiet. I know it was you," I replied.

"You caught me," he said and smiled. "I still have the makeup stored away. Maybe you and Annabeth could pretty each other up for a day."

"Yeah and then wipe it right off once it's over," I replied.

"Of course you would, or it wouldn't be the Piper I know and love."

"Mind if I borrow that makeup?" I said.

"Why?" he asked.

"All I have to say is that it would be a great weapon in the Prank Wars," I said.

~~~~~~Later On~~~~~~

I hauled the bags of makeup over to Annabeth's cabin. I wouldn't want to risk having Drew seeing it in my cabin and asking to see what was inside of it. "What is that?" Annabeth asked.

"Oh, just a big bag of makeup the guys took from Drew as a prank. They said I can have it," I said.

"Rookie mistake. Piper, we're going to make some good use out of that makeup," Annabeth replied. "I'll tell you the plan for tonight then we'll proceed to execute it." Boy, was I excited for tonight. Annabeth told me her plan after we ate dinner and I must say, it was pretty funny.

After the camp fell asleep, and no one was roaming around the grounds, Annabeth and I quietly tiptoed over Leo's cabin as quickly as we could. In Annabeth's hands were some bottles of foundation that we took from Drew's makeup, and I was holding some bright red lipstick and pink eyeshadow. We proceeded to open the door and go inside the cabin. In the corner, there was Leo fast asleep on his bunk. For the last few days, he's been staying up late to do some work in Bunker Nine, so it's going to take a lot for him to wake up. Although, we don't know about his cabin mates. They could wake up any second and find out what we are doing. Oh well, we'll risk it this time.

We worked for a few hours on Leo's face. Since he always calls me the Beauty Queen, it's time for my payback and what a better way to do it than in the prank wars. Let's see how he feels when it's the other way around. "What do you think, Annabeth?" I said after we finished. "Doesn't he look gorgeous? That lipstick really brings out his feminine side."

"Eh, could be better. I'm surprised no one woke up and caught us," she replied. On the other side of the room, we heard one of the younger Hephaestus kids start to stir and wake. We froze and stayed as silent as possible.

"Annabeth, I think you just screwed us over. You jinxed it," I whisper.

"Plan B. Run!" she whispered back. We grabbed all the remnants of makeup that was left and ran out the door as quickly and quietly as we could.

4 am. The sun was starting to show at the edge of the horizon as we rushed outside. Already, pink and yellow light was starting to spill across the camp. We would only have a few hours of sleep before the camp wakes but it was definitely worth it. Ladies and gentlemen, met Leo, the next beauty queen of Camp Half Blood.

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Author's Note

All I have to say is, I HATE FINALS AND TESTS and the next two months is filled with them. So, yeah...

Bai my fellow demigods! Peace out!✌️