Joe's POV
I got Bessy and the baby at home. I should be happy. But all of a sudden (y/n) came along and is making me feel things I never thought I'd feel again. "Joe?" James calls out. "You okay buddy?" He says with a look of concern. "Yeah, just got a heavy mind, that's all." You reply with vagueness. "Hey Joe! Guess what? We're bunk mates!" Y/n says with a grin. "The guys made me go on the top if you know what I mean." Y/n says with a laugh. You just blush like a kid. You start thinking, "Oh great, Bessy is going to be angry at me. Should've known y/n would cause trouble." Without realizing it, you say it out loud. "Aww shit y/n. I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it. I'm just really stressed--"
Y/ n's POV
"Joe, it's okay. Heck, Q said in my dreams last night I kept calling for you guys. And why didn't you say something? I know how to massage well, I did it to my sister all the time." You start tearing up. "God I miss you, Cassie."
"Ok, I'll take one if he doesn't want it." James says with a smile. "Hey, I never said that." Joe calls with a pout. "Murr, wait your turn. I'll massage you later." You say with a wink. Murr flares red in his face and runs to the back of the tour bus. "O-ok, I'll see you guys later." James says flustered.
"You got any lotion?" Asks Joe. "Yeah, a little. I'll have to go get it from the bathroom. Be right back." "Shirt off, back and shoulders to me." You say smiling. "I'm not sure if-- Ooh, that feels so good. Get in there. Deeper. Ahh, bliss." "Well, I think your good. One more thing though." You twist Joe's neck a little both ways. "Ow!" "Feels better though, doesn't it?" "Yeah, but it still hurts." "Oh well. Will someone go check on James? He's been in there a bit. I'm worried." "Sure. But can I get a massage later? I'm tense too." Says Q. "Fair enough." You playfully slap him on the butt.
James's POV
Q knocks on the door. "I'm a little busy, come back later! In a low voice Q says, "Man, I hear (y/n) talking in their sleep. Let me in." "No. I was masturbating, leave me alone." "TMI, but okay. Y/n was just worried about you." You blush at this. "Alright, I'll come out in a few." "Thanks man. You know we all love you, right?" "Of course, I only hang out with you guys cause your perfect."
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Impractical Everything (ON HIATUS)
FanfictionWe all know the impractical jokers: Sal, Joe, Murr, and Q. But some people want to take it to the next level.