"You actually dance well, Joe." Says Sal. "Yeah, but it ain't nothin to the Double Dutch." "Check out these moves!" Says Q. He turns so his back faces you and he grinds against your junk. "Hey, I'm still dancing with (y/n) ya know." Says Joe. You look over at Sal and he's doing the Double Dutch. You laugh so hard you fall to the floor. "Ouch. Sal, you can't do that around me. Once of these days you'll kill me." He starts doing it again when James comes to your rescue. He helps you up, then steps on Sal's shoes. "Dude, seriously?! You know I hate that!" "Hey I got an idea, why don't we go get tattoos? We're about to pass a parlor." You say. "Sure." Says Q. "Alright." Says Joe. "Okay." Says James worried. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Alright! We're getting tattoos! Yay!"
Sorry for the short chapter! I need some inspiration. :p
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Impractical Everything (ON HIATUS)
Fiksi PenggemarWe all know the impractical jokers: Sal, Joe, Murr, and Q. But some people want to take it to the next level.