Joe's Dream/POV
(y/n) and I are walking around in New York. We decide to stop at a coffee shop and get some donuts. We had been together for 6 months behind Bessy's back. I thought now was the time to tell her it's over. "(y/n), I'm gonna go outside. I need some air." "But we just got plenty of it silly." He/she says. "I'm going outside." I say in a rude tone. She/he orders the usual. I call Bessy. "Hey hun!" She says in a delighted tone. "Hey." I say vaguely. "You sound like you need to talk. Are the guys being themselves again?" She says with a chuckle. "No. But you might want to sit down." Her tone got serious. "Okay Joe, there's something I need to tell you too." Let's say it on three. One, two," "Miliana's not your daughter!" she shouts. "I've been cheating on you for 6 months!" I shout. "What?" we say at the same time. "This can't be happening.." We say at the same time. "You know what? I'm done with you. I regret ever marrying you." We say at the same time once more. I hang up and walk back inside. "(y/n), we need to go home." "Okay." He/she grips your arm as you walk back to your apartment. As soon as I'm through the door I start crying. "Joey... Don't cry. Tell me what's wrong." "Miliana isn't my baby!" I sob into (y/n)'s shoulder. "You know what I think we should do?" "What?" I say pulling my head away from his/her's now wet shoulder. (y/n) pulls me to the bedroom. "Let's cuddle. I want my Joeyboy." I climb onto the bed and lay next to (y/n). "Larry!" I whisper into her/his ear. He/she snuggles into my shoulder. "I will always love you, (y/n)." "I love you more Joeyboy."
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Impractical Everything (ON HIATUS)
FanficWe all know the impractical jokers: Sal, Joe, Murr, and Q. But some people want to take it to the next level.
