Prompt~ I'm still refusing to write these
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Ashlyn's a bitch im sorry guys she doesn't write prompts anymore oh well
this is kind of a sexy one so if you don't get feels I will find you and I will cut you in the face ily -ashtyn
Okay kids here we go (NOSH IS MY OTP I'M SCREAMING) ~
Niall and Josh had always hated each other. Simple as that. They just never got along.
Josh got along with the other boys of One Direction just fine. So did Niall, of course. But Josh Devine and Niall Horan could not stand each other. They HATED each other.
Once upon a sound check, Josh messed up his bashing-of-drums during Niall's solo.
"What the hell Devine?" Niall snapped, pissed at Josh like always.
"Wasn't my fault your ear shattering singing got me off beat, fucktard," Josh spat.
"Prick,"
"Cunt,"
"Fag-"
"Guys!" Liam interrupted their banter. "We're never gonna get this done if you two don't stop arguing,"
"He started it," Josh and Niall grumbled simultaneously only causing them to glare at each other.
The rest of the band rolled their eyes at the two. Everyone was constantly being subjected to Niall and Josh's arguments. It got old fast.
After sound check, everyone headed home, as in back to their own flats to rest up before the concert.
"See ya, douchedick," Josh sneered at Niall on his way out.
"Not looking forward to it, pussy," Niall replied.
And so Niall Horan made his way home, glad to be able to rest and not see Josh. Everything was going great, and Niall was totally content with himself, sitting on the couch, watching a footie game on tv, and eating chips. Then there was a knock on his door.
Niall sighed, not wanting to get up, and went to answer it.
It was Josh.
"Here's this," Josh muttered, not wanting to interact with Niall at all. Niall blinked, not at all understanding why Josh was at his house. Then he noticed the guitar pick Josh was holding out to him. "Liam sent me here to give it to you," (Liam and Josh lived together)
The blonde boy took the small green pick. "Why would he send you?" Niall was confused. Liam and everyone else knew that he and Josh were worst enemies.
"I don't fucking know dumbass. Just- bye," snapped Josh. The older boy turned to leave.
Now Niall was pissed. "Hey Josh," Josh turned back to Niall only to be punched in the face.
And then there was a fist fight.
"I hate you!"
"I hate you too!"
Niall punched Josh hard in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. Niall took this opportunity to tackle Josh to the floor and continue to beat on him.
"Fucker!"
"Fag!"
There was no way Josh was going let puny little Niall Horan beat the shit out him, so he grabbed Niall by the shoulders and flipped them so he was straddling Niall.
Niall wriggled underneath Josh, trying to escape. The brunette studied Niall for a moment. He looked at the way his faced was twisted up in anger and how his blue eyes held so much hate, and Josh felt... Turned on. Niall Horan was actually turning him on.
And so Josh kissed him, because why not.
"WHAT THE FU-" Niall shouted, shoving Josh away as quickly as possible, only to be cut off by the older boy's lips once again.
"Fag," Niall breathed.
"Suck my dick," Josh retorted heavily.
"I hate you," Niall all but moaned into Josh's mouth. He reached his hands up and threaded them into the brunette's hair.
"I hate you too," Josh said as he began to kiss Niall's neck and grind their hips together.
It all escalated from there.
"Jesus Christ, you little shit. Fuck you,"
"Bitch. I fucking hate you- god baby, faster!"
"Niall," Josh breathed.
"Josh," Niall responded.
"I think love you,"
Niall laughed. "About ten minutes ago you hated me,"
"Yeah. Then you took your clothes off,"
"Excuse me," said Niall. "I believe you were the one taking my clothes off,"
Josh rolled his eyes and started kissing Niall's shoulder.
Niall grinned. "I love shoulder kisses," he said, wrapping this arms around Josh.
"I'm glad," the older boy smiled stupidly.
"You know, we have a concert that starts in like an hour. And we were supposed to be there 30 minutes ago."
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Niall and Josh arrived at the venue with 40 minutes to spare. They also arrived holding hands.
"I told you it'd work," Liam said to the other boys of One Direction
as they saw Josh and Niall being lovey dovey.
"So are you two, like, dating now?" Zayn asked.
Josh looked at Niall and smiled. "Me? Dating this douche?"
Niall nodded. "Yeah. He definitely is,"
~*a/n*~
I can't breathe.
I KAHN'T
Star Trek is my whole life are you even serious.
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Ashlyn's a Trekkie
What a nerd alert
Its always a good time to quote pitch perfect
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ALWAYS?!
Now I'm quoting Harry Potter
I guess I am a nerd sorrynotsorry
~*Mama Pigeon*~
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ashtyn here
we're both at camps this week so we'll have a slower update sched sorry babes. ilysm :)
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